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fat tummy peeking out from the bottom of someone's shirt should receive the same appreciation that's given to tasteful cleavage in a low-cut top or a little bit of asscheek poking out from tiny shorts. this would improve society

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“Salvage” created for Critical Chips 2, published/edited by Zainab Akhtar~

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Some of my favorite Halloween Kills (2021) reviews

Bonus:

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I sent my mom a link to a vocaloid song by mistake and this was her response

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worlds first transmasc absent father

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The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that's just RUINED now.

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fallout new vegas is so funny bc the mojave already looks like that

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IT’S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL…

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The insect order Zoraptera, commonly known as angel insects, contains small and soft bodied insects with two forms: winged with wings sheddable as in termites, dark and with eyes (compound) and ocelli (simple); or wingless, pale and without eyes or ocelli.

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OKAY TUMBLR HAVE I GOT A TREAT FOR YOU

So somebody on TikTok said Spamton is an inch tall. And that's... not necessarily true.

So, in the game, Queen states that the Fun Gang are teenagers. Judging by how there's a kindergarten in the same building, I would say Kris and Susie are in middle school/junior high.

The average height of a 12-year-old (7th grade) is around 4'10'' to 5'0''. So that's where we'll put Kris's height. Now, using this, we can take a look at Spamton.

In the overworld, they're around the same height; though, evidently, Spamton is a tiny bit shorter.

So we'll say Kris is at 4'10'' and Spamton is around 4'9''. Is this the same in the fight?

Seems so. So that would indeed put him around 4'9''. Still technically a manlet, in case you were worried.

Now this brings me to the concept of Spamton NEO's height. How tall is he in NEO form?

Using the same formula, I figured that out too.

NEO seems to be about twice the height of normal Spamton, which would mean he's around...

9'6''.

Yup, looks about right.

Thank you for your time and have a good day.

I'm gonna go take a nap.

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Swatch

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If you're still taking requests, maybe a spamton n swatch interaction? (If not that's fine!)

The idea of spamton admiring swatch and hovering around wanting to be friends with them while swatch is completely oblivious and just thinks spamton really likes the cafe is hilarious to me personally 😂

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