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I love making Bruce into an absolute boomer.

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I think people who don’t live in Metropolis or Gotham would get Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor confused a lot. Like.

This is Bruce Wayne. Absolute sunshine man, donates hundreds of millions of dollars to charities a year, has a large and happy family, and was recently titled Most Eligible Bachlor for the 15th year in a row. He’s kind of a hapless dumbass, but the worst thing he’s ever done is that time he punched a man in the face for saying something racist about his kids.

This is Lex Luthor. He probably killed his own parents, looks like a generic bond villain, hoards money like a dragon, and swears up and down that the American Dream “Works”. His favorite past times include hating poor people, trying to kill the emboiment of peace, truth, and justice, and getting away with war crimes by throwing money at his problems until they go away.

Now, look me in the eyes, and tell me which one lives in Metropolis and which lives in fucking Gotham.

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The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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HAAANK! THAT'S NOT ART BY THE OP HANK! OP REPOSTED IT WITHOUT CREDIT! HANK!

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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I actually don’t mind that “dead dove” has become conversational shorthand for “fics with heavy themes where you REALLY need to pay attention to the warnings”. such is the nature of language. what i do mind is when people tag their actual fics with dead dove and then give no indication of what they’re actually warning about. that is useless. that helps no one. that is completely against the spirit of the meme. i will not be reading that

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the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

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Dude, Mr and Mrs Wayne are kinda scary

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Yes of course canon x oc ships are Fantastic but allow me to offer an alternate option thats WAY funnier: canon character who’s life is Plagued and Haunted by your ocs. Who cannot stand your oc and dreads every waking second that your oc might cross their path and their day will be irrepreably ruined.

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I don’t know who cares to hear this but if someone asks you to hang out and you can’t but you genuinely want to hang out with them, let them know that the time(s) they suggested don’t work for you and offer new times that do.

If you just say you “can’t/that time doesn’t work” with no follow up, it communicates a disinterest (to a lot of people) just a little tip on maintaining relationships

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Map showing polish voivodeship names translated literally into English.

by u/Witcher587

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put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

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