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The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

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I usually try to make inhuman characters say substitutes for "oh my God" and stuff so for Zim I usually replace God in those sayings with Irk, the thing is conically-

He's in a public school and learns from his surroundings

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Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

#i go out hunting for crickets at night to feed our magpies #pls don't feed them mince meat it leeches calcium from their bones long term

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i have a story to tell and it can only be told in greentext format

>be me

>13 years old in a psych ward for the first time

>my bathroom is shitty and small but the only place in my room where i have any privacy

>try to calm myself down post-anxiety attack by hiding in the bathroom

>curl up underneath the sink

>slowly calm down after anxiety attack

>remember that earlier i caught a glimpse of some scribbles and drawings underneath the sink

>wonder what it looks like

>turn around to see

>its “HoNk” “:0)” “hOnKhOnKhOnK” “mOtHeRfUcKeR” “:0) :0) :0)” written in purple crayola marker

>immediately go back into an anxiety attack

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taking the sea creachers out of the microwave in my brain to go rotate father mulcahy in there for a little while

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Dib’s guide on how to catch a Zim. :)

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

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When they don't include the bird side eye in the anime

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chicken feeding chickens

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Sock time! With the agender yarn @roboticchibitan dyed for me 🥰

Really love the pooling

I also thought about crocheting lace, but I'm not good enough at crocheting yet. Also it looked to busy. Loved the cameo effect though. Agender pride cameo is a joke that writes itself

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