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no way geralt posted this on my tl guys i swear

#plot twist #they’re both thinking this

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silly little bard with a silly little hat. 

#am I back? #I dunno #but the thing is I just love me a man who looks like life is fucking him with a cactus

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He’s not even from Rivia… she doesn’t even go here 😒

PLEASE zoom for details tumblr isn’t being very nice to the quality:)

Also! This was originally Geralt x Jaskiet x Yenn but I didn’t wanna draw a lute but TRUST! Also I realize I could’ve just drawn like a bird or something to represent jask but too late now

#i dont even go here anymore #it's just too beautiful not to share #the witcher #geralt of rivia

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za dash

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Not to self promote but 👉👈

I need Jaskier stealing and / or wearing Geralt's shirt fic recs. Who's got the goods? 👀

#this is the one of mine where I remember this trope #idk #geraskier #the witcher

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Rookie mistake - teasing and then turning your back on Geralt

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

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good to see you back i too would also like to shove my face in between jaskiers tits.

Hate to disappoint but I’m not really back I just like titties

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Who let the porn spam bots have such cunty user names? I’m jealous

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Additionally: the word smut writers are seeking is WANTON. Desirous, lustful, etc.

WONTONS go in soup. Tasty yes, but a deliciousness of a different kind.

it's time to move "vocabulary mixup lessons with sao" from twitter to tumblr!

today's common fanfic fuckup that slays the man:

flout: to disobey or avoid

flaunt: to loudly/ostentatiously display

these two are very disconcerting to see mixed up!! you don't USUALLY "flaunt" the rules, and you certainly don't "flout" your new outfit!

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Me:

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It is time, witcher friends, for you to come to the discworld

You used a discworld reference as a fic title I’m coming to o your house to kiss you with tongue

*delighted giggling*

I'll be waiting!

(Terry Pratchett is absolutely one of my favorite & formative authors.)

#Gordon ramsay voice #finally some good fucking taste

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“Beautiful,” Jaskier mutters. “The most beautiful thing in the world, you are.”

Roach agrees, her hair braided up with flowers. She bumps Jaskier gently.

“Yes, you are! Beautiful hair too!” Jaskier finishes another braid. “Long and smooth, best for braids! Isn’t it right, Geralt?”

“Hmm.”

Jaskier frowns. Geralt isn’t one to be stingy with compliments when it’s Roach, but he’s strangely reluctant to praise her today.

“Bad mood, huh? Never mind.” 

Jaskier pouts as Geralt grows more annoyed. He’s even untied his hair, now flipping it around, right next to Roach.

Grouchy witcher, Jaskier thinks, can’t even appreciate beautiful hair.

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Finished another piece from the mighty nein coloring book just in time for the second reunion reveal, I cannot believe we'll soon get to see them all again!!

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#reddit refugee #twitter #reddit #did I do it? #is it a good meme?

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↪ i am looking disrespectfully (◉‿◉)

#titties

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Has anyone proposed Jack Black as Valdo Marx yet?

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Talking to and befriending A wolf, some mice — Jaskier part Fey?