bitches will get breast reduction surgeries when in reality they just need to lose weight to lose fat in their titties
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I know the Chinese takeout guy was judging me when I used my calculator to do the tip
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Sasuke is always so dramatic when he speaks, “as far as brothers go, I only have one, the one I must kill ” like sir…. You just met …
are you ok? .. I mean obviously not but still why tell all your business to a stranger
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If you don’t get this, we can’t be friends
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Kid: wanna know something
Me: what?
Kid: my mom doesn’t wear underwear
Mom: 😳
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It’s so crazy that we spend so much time critiquing everything everyone else does
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Me being confused on why telling the school office we were late cause “my mommy overslept” was a bad thing lmfao
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Peter Pan never grew up? Or did he just live..on another planet.. that had a time difference. So he barely aged but every time he went back, it was 10-20 years later on earth. Why else would he only able to be on earth for like 5-10 mins. I mean? It’s a fairy tale .. or do fairy tales have some truth? 😂
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