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the newlywed game but with superheros and their sidekicks.

#bruce is doing his best #batman #i don't even go here #i laugh so i reblog right? #inconspi(queue)ous

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Like Irondad, like Spiderson.

#like father like son #i miss them #do i love them? yes #tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spider-man #marvel #inconspi(queue)ous

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While trying to get more context for a footnote, I stumbled upon an even more delightful tidbit, which is that a scientist in the 1960s decided to try to make a substance for spaceflights that could function either as building material or emergency rations. The mixture included powdered milk, cornstarch, flour, banana flakes, and hominy grits and was baked in a hydraulic press under 3000 pounds of pressure. It could be cut and drilled and was harder than Masonite. If you soaked it for several hours allegedly it tasted like breakfast cereal. To the shock of no one, this did not pan out. However I demand a scifi show where a crew gets stranded and immediately starts eating the furniture.

#i laugh so i reblog right? #the more you know #inconspi(queue)ous

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My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

#batman #i laugh so i reblog right? #inconspi(queue)ous

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These two are amazing!

@x-heesy 💃🏻🕺🏻 Friday vibes!

#so cool! #i went on a wcs binge recently but this is still one of my favorites #west coast swing #inconspi(queue)ous

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I think about this tweet all the time because they would've been SO powerful...

Like Brendan IS the lovable "oaf" superhero, and Sandra IS the no-nonsense, competitive journalist. The VISION:

#that would have been so good #another one of the greatest things that never happened #inconspi(queue)ous

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A Walk to Remember 2002 | dir. Adam Shankman

#and then we all cried #<- for real for real! #movies to watch when i want to emotionally traumatize myself again #a walk to remember #inconspi(queue)ous

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Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.

#i 'aww'd so i reblog #too cute #dnd #aminals #inconspi(queue)ous

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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

#steve is robin's emotional support himbo #robin is steve's daily dose of reality #steve harrington #robin buckley #stranger things #i laugh so i reblog right? #inconspi(queue)ous

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Unmute !

#so sneaky. much bamboozled. #too cute #aminals #inconspi(queue)ous

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#i laugh so i reblog right? #the gif got me #nothing like reading something truly horrible to make you feel better about yourself #inconspi(queue)ous

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source

#i laugh so i reblog right? #at least the explanation made total sense #inconspi(queue)ous

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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

#i laugh so i reblog right? #inconspi(queue)ous

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cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

#mood. #i resemble that remark #inconspi(queue)ous

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

#yes. this. #i laugh so i reblog right? #inconspi(queue)ous

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The birth of Snake Venus

#'he's australian which i feel like explains a lot.' #i laugh so i reblog right? #aminals #kinda #amazing art #inconspi(queue)ous

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buddie + cowboy au

(9-1-1 // gif prompts)

#buddie #cowboys #horses #these are a few of my favorite things #a cowboy au makes me a happy camper #911 abc #inconspi(queue)ous