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pirate123456789 · 16 hours
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very entertaining when biologists know a fuckton about their chosen clade and very little about other groups. i just watched an ichthyologist triple check whether or not bees descended from vertebrates
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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Signs.
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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behold the most moving voice acting of all time
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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pirate123456789 · 2 days
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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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Even without words, we can communicate through our eyes.
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
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pirate123456789 · 3 days
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A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma
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pirate123456789 · 4 days
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ITS HARVEST TIME
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