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pirateboot · 3 months
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the first night, a summary
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barcus wroot + wulbren bongle
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pirateboot · 3 months
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at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.
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pirateboot · 3 months
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Meghan Dailey on Louise Bourgeois’s Maman
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pirateboot · 3 months
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That's literally what happened to me.
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pirateboot · 4 months
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here to make only the finest art in all the realms
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pirateboot · 4 months
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Gale during combat: Behold my insane magical prowess
I'm going to be your end. You want me so bad but even the wettest pussy can burn
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Gale while sneaking: Please, have mercy 😩 I'm just a silly old man with bad knees,
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pirateboot · 4 months
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I’m so sorry
Now there’s a shop lol:
Because some people asked on Twitter, I made this into a shirt as well as prints and stickers. (The shirt was most popular so I’ll just leave that here)
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pirateboot · 4 months
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Karsus' legacy
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pirateboot · 4 months
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Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they’re all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
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Who’s just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn’t give a fuck about the drip he’s getting his ass ready for bed
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pirateboot · 4 months
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gale mid-infodump (I am Not immune to the autistic wizard)
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pirateboot · 2 years
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Psst, hey, Marilyn Monroe’s image as a freewheeling sexpot was a carefully constructed lie. The real Marilyn Monroe was a roiling tragedy and her life was an indictment of our society as a whole. She was orphaned after her mother had a schizophrenic breakdown, bounced around between foster homes where she was sexually abused, and married a 21-year-old at 16 to get out of being sent to an orphanage. Hugh Hefner published nude photos of her without her consent that were taken when she was 23 and desperate. She suffered severe anxiety and depression, which she coped with by drinking and using barbiturates, and was already a full-blown addict when she became famous in the mid-50s. Her career was one of exploitation, condescension and alienation, and she killed herself at 36. That Hugh Hefner, a man who was at best an unpleasant footnote in her life, felt entitled to be buried next to her is one more humiliation in a pop cultural landscape we should all be ashamed of.
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pirateboot · 2 years
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Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749
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pirateboot · 2 years
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The hardest thing about being autistic (in my experience) is the social difficulties that come with it all. No matter how many tools I have in my box of social skills or the amount of psychology knowledge I have I still seem to cause problems and conflicts around me or towards me. Even though I don't mean to cause harm in any way shape or form and I get accused of things that aren't true in the slightest. Which hurts a lot because I don't understand how they come to these conclusions.
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pirateboot · 2 years
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they dont pay me enough to witness this shit
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