He's gonna whack you down put you in your place...
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being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here
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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.
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a little bit of awesomr in my life !
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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
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Like yeah this job is the easiest shit, i can basically do nothing most of the time, but my manager picking favorites so blatantly and giving so many passes to the girl who bothers me so much at work (i dont want to say harass because its never physical) and then to turn around today and GIVE ME ATTITUDE EVEN THO IM THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING AROUND HERE. OHHHHH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THE HELL I FEEL LIKE RAISING RN-
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Me and my 3 blood sucking girlfriends (yes they suck blood)
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Me: That's far too much ass talk for a morning meeting.
Boss: Everybody shut up, Jayne’s offended!
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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either
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I AM SO TIRED.
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reblog to pet prev
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reblog to pet prev
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reblog to pet prev
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Diagnosed with falling asleep on the couch disease. It’s incurable.
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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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WHERE’S THE LIE THOUGH
Thinkinf about Joan calling Alejandro a "matrix lookin-ass motherfucker" as an insult and giggling
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