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“They have free college, and good ice cream”

My cousins description of Germany

#germnay #free college #ice cream

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I’m watching a show right now and there was a wedding in it I really imagined this boy and me getting married I’m screwed

#why why why #i’m screwed #wedding #marriage

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When he said “you dummy” was the moment I caught feelings ... what is wrong with me

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Liam and his Snake Habitat

in 2013 One Direction toured Australia. fangirls, being fangirls, followed the boys around and waited for them outside the hotel. this was apparently not safe and liam decided to warn the fans:

this fell upon deaf ears (or he was encouraged to repeat himself) as three minutes later he tweeted again:

as predicted, this became a big fandom joke with memes and merch:

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and manips:

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and liam also got in on the fun with this tweet:

which perez hilton decided to defile…

the other boys also got involved, zayn in particular:

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a fan bought liam a snake t shirt.…

which Zayn ended up wearing on stage Oct 26 2013:

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 and out and about:

(oct 29 2013)

This was referred to again at the Adelaide show in 2015 where Niall and Liam discuss the matter: 

And the Snake Habitat legend lives on, as Louis recently brought it up again when discussing his fondest memories of Australia:

❝ Oh my god [Liam’s snake habitat tweet] just smashed it.  That was genius, that whole saga. I’m not gonna lie, I still laugh about that now. ❞ (x)

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Yall ever been in a car with something driving and their driving makes you sick ... yeah it’s not fun

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The best feeling is when your friend with a toxic household starts calling your house home cause you know they feel all safe

#toxicity #toxic home #toxic household #besties #sibling love

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I just pulled a Louis and put a water bottle between my legs and opened it... it went everywhere and I’m sitting down

#louis tomlinson #louis supremacy #why did this happen #why now

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What’s the most chaotic thing you ever said I’ll go first

My friend asked what the recipe for a smoothie I made was and I said “ there is no recipe only ingredients “ and she was like oh-

#chaotic thoughts #chaotic good #chaotic neutral #chaotic evil #what’s your story

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The best thing ever is when people say something along the lines of “ you’re eating all of that” or “you must be growing or something” when you have a fucking eating disorder because then you feel guilty for eating anything and then you start restricting your eating even more than before 😀

#eating disoder thoughts #recovery #think before you speak #eating disorder #ed thinking

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I SWEAR TODAY WAS THE DAY WE ALL DECIDED TO DRESS UPPP AT THE ORTHODONTIST OFFICE LIKE THERE WAS FIVE OF US AND WE ALL WERE DRESSED LIKE THE TRENDS TWO OF US SKATER THREE SOFT AND ONE OF THE SOFT HAD A BOOK SHE WAS READING LIKE OOOO GET IT Y/N

#orthodontist #skatergirl #fashion trends #soft girl #y/n #we all have style #sweater vest #pop off I guess #i love when women

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My history teacher was talking about oppression and stuff and at the end of class he said “ladies, you can marry more money in 15 minutes than you can make in a life time , just saying” which was a great way to lighten the mood after talking about sexism and racism

#history teacher #oppression #racisim #sexism #support blm #marrying money

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I’m so my mom just came into my room and said that I had an 89 in two classes and that I need to get my grade up ... we just started the new semester .. and then said that it would be normal for my brothers but not me

#toxic traits #really #negativity #say what #toxic mom #classes

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THIS SOUNDED A LOT BETTER IN MY HEAD

I DID IT I HAD MY WATTPAD MOMENT I WAS STANDING OUT OF MY CHAIR AND GOT UNBALANCED AND HE MADE SURE I DIDNT FALL BY GRABBING BOTH MY SHOULDERS WHILE STANDING BEHIND ME WOOHOOO

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Spotify be calling me out like yes I know I’ve listened to drivers license 64 times today what are you going to do about it???

#spotify #drivers license #olivia rodrigo #i know i’m not the only one #mental breakdown #lol

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This is a compilation of # I like

#no i do not accept constructive criticism #guys gals and non binary pals #no i will not elaborate #can I be the villain for once #harry styles #louis tomlinson #niall james horan #zayn mailk #liam payne #one direction #no liam just payne #just shoot him

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Yeah it didn’t work out lol

Everybody have that one person that even if you were getting married they could walk in and you would stop the whole thing or is that just me????

#oops sorry

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As you can see I’ve been single my whole life

How do really tall boyfriends and really short girlfriends hold hands while walking

#dating problems #boyfriend #girlfriend #dating #single #single for life