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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

#queue #a masterpiece

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#queue #tf #tf shitpost #not my art #op i love thissss

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rise, lesbians!

#my people

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#queue #ooh nice #i love wearing ties but i need to google a tutorial every time lol m #save #ref #this could come in handy someday #(someday soon)

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The problem with all new Transformers movies is that the producers wanna make "Boom crash big robot sexy car explosion" and the fans wanna see a nuanced take on the aftermath of a world-ending violent uprising of an oppressed populace against a corrupt, fascist senate and it's all-powerful god-king, boom crash big robot sexy car explosion

#THIS #tf #surprisingly well written shitpost

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Now complete and free to read!

Father Ardelian has been summoned to a distant, secluded island to perform an exorcism. What will happen when he begins to suspect his host — the mysterious, nocturnal lord of the manor — of wanting him for another reason entirely? Will the piously celibate priest be able to resist his host’s diabolically seductive charms?

Read What Manner of Man here! 🦇

The tags do not lie:

#queue #i have now started reading this #it is DELIGHTFUL #love me some queer vampire fiction #wonderful reccommendation thank you very much ms venters! #GAY GOTHIC VAMPIRE NOVEL WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

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Falling (for you)

#transformers fanart #transformers #tfe #megop #earthspark #look sometimes you need to draw incredibly dramatic fanart #while listening to total eclipse of the heart #the tf1 trailer gave me all of the Megop feels #megatron #optimus prime #myart #canvasdraws #maccadam

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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

#queue #Omg??

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#queue #bohemian rhapsody #look #i am gay #freddie mercury #was a god #you cannot convince me otherwise #OF COURSE I GO INSANE

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

#queue #a masterpiece #surprisingly well-written shitpost

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

#queue #merry april 1st guys

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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honk honk

#queue #not my art #thats me right there

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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

#queue #this could come in handy someday #stress #save #ref #oooh good ideas guys thanks

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Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.

#queue #surprisingly well-written shitpost #i love bertie

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I may have consumed the entirety of TMA in the last few weeks xD I love these two so much!

#myart #canvasdraws #gerry keay #tma fanart #tma gerry #michael distortion #tma #tmagp #doorkeay #the spiral

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happy stab a roman senator day

#queue #ides of march