platonicgrianandreader

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Hc that Etho is a doppelgänger but instead of killing someone and taking their place he got way too invested in Naruto and decided to become Kakashi

#hermitcraft #minecraft #mcyt

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the devil did tell slimecilcle he would go back to hell

between wilbur saying utah was an allegory for death, the l'manburg references, and the census guy referring to everyone in the past tense it's starting to look like quesadilla island is a weird afterlife limbo kind of thing and i am Scared

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I’ve thought about this a lot

frankenstein is a different story in the damp because the world is queer centric, magical and has a large population of illiterate people.  So while quackity the creator made the frankenstein comment as a joke to quackity the character it was actually a very poetic and smart thing to say

#dream smp #damp #frankenstein #quackity #minecraft #minecraft roleplay

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see the issue with mcyttwt is that its too divided into smaller subsections meanwhile on here i can post about smplive and half the likes will be hermitcrafters who have never watched a single smpl clip in their lives

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Jevin is blue because he wants to be, all slimes could be whatever colors they want but the majority of slimes lack the thinking power to realize this

A true tragedy... Now I'm just imagining some Hermit finding Jevin in the middle of a swamp at 3am frantically trying to explain to a baby slime he has held in his hands that it can be hot pink if it wants to be. Do they understand? No. Should Jevin go to bed, and possibly drink less than five cups of coffee in a day so this doesn't keep happening? Almost certainly. But it is a tragedy, you don't understand! Maybe this time they'll listen...or next time...

~ Mod Shade

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One of them was broken for like a whole week but he didn’t wanna go get someone to fix it so he just taped it open

With regards to the "bdubs doesn't blink" headcanon, he works like those dolls that have those eyelids that close as you tilt them. You know them? The ones with the pendulum. Anyway that's what's going on in him. That's why his eyes only seem to close when he lays down, cause he goes horizontal.

Sometimes they get stuck closed too tight or overly open and he has to swish his head around in water to get them loosened up again.

~ Mod Shade

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wha-

#mcyt

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OK OK BUT LIKE. THE FACT THAT IN HIS FIRST EVER HERMITCRAFT EPISODE JOE SAID THAT “I seem to have found myself on the Hermitcraft server, despite it being private and whitelisted - a testament to my ingenuity and the foolishness of others” LIKE. IT’S OBVIOUSLY A JOKE BUT THE LORE IMPLICATIONS

HIS LORE IS LITERALLY JUST “a guy who one day somehow got on a server no one else should have the ability to get on and everyone including him just rolled with it”

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Normally I don't. enjoy assigning sexuality/gender identities onto c!mcyt even when shipping (like. Scott's gay irl so calling c!Scott gay is fine, but with c!Jimmy I feel weird saying he's gay or bi or whatever. Just. unlabeled attraction to men, and sometimes women. idk man)

However.

I feel like Mumbo Jumbo is in a constant state of gender crisis. just. I think Mumbo would get too into the weeds and come out of his gender exploration tangled in wires

Person: What are your pronouns? Mumbo: What even are pronouns? How do you decide? How do you choose a neopronoun if you want one? How do I know if the pronoun I already have actually is for me instead of just being how I was raised? Person: Grian what do I call Mumbo. Grian: He goes by he/him mostly. Mumbo, still going: I. Think I’m a man? But what really is a man? What if I think I’m a man just because that’s what I’ve always been! And if I try wearing feminine clothing and like it, that doesn’t mean I’m necessarily a woman, it just means I like wearing those clothes. But even if I figure that out, pronouns are indicative of gender identity but not exclusive, so I could still use pronouns different from my gender identity! Grian: I think you’re overthinking it

Mumbo makes a redstone device to tell him his gender identity but it keeps outputting “lettuce” and he can’t fix it. It works fine for everyone else and he has no clue what "lettuce" is supposed to mean so it has to be broken but he can't figure out what's wrong with it.

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or, funnier solution; bell.

Doc wears shoes so people can actually hear him walk, and so he dosent scare them to death.

In the same way that creepers have no idle sound, Doc's instinctive mode is silence. He often forgets that players, even if they aren't talking, tend to make soft breathing or rustling noises that alert others that they're near. This is a good solution, for both his friends not being startled, and him not getting accidentally attacked by freaked out Hermits!

- Mod Shade

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I made something

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it was probably funnier in my head

here’s the image i referenced (once again thank you to my friend for the image) :]

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i never expected grian to be so against crypto even in minecraft but i'm absolutely delighted to see it

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Counter:

osmp techno would wear this

for your consideration

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grian would eat the blunt at some point

hmm. im thinking

#hermitcraft #drugtw #am i right or am i right

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if the allay isn’t added to minecraft i will cry

#minecraft #minecraft mob vote

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hermit!tommy but the main antagonist is not at all related to dsmp, like the climax is grain and samgladiator dukeing it out in the parking lot of the newly-built mini gay target that may or may be a money laundering scheme.  Or like cryptic messages everyone thinks are from dream but it’s really just evil ex back on his bullshit.  Dream is just some insignificant blob everyone hates.

#mcyt #dream smp #hermitcraft #hc x dsmp #hermit!tommy au #yandere high school #minecraft