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this is so prince henry it’s not even funny

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #prince henry of wales #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #acd #taylor swift

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i have 2 brain cells and they're always quoting this vine so i had to

lesbians? never heard of it i only know americans

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one thing i love about neil josten is that he justifies every (probably) bad decision with the reasoning of ''i'll be dead soon anyway so i won't have to deal with the consequences'' and honestly i admire that

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headcanon that andrew hangs aaron’s mugshot up on the wall of the dorm like a proud parent

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the intrusive thoughts have been winning a lot more battles recently

#idk why #brain is being a silly goose ig #🤪🤪🤪

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obsessed with the foxes being absolute dicks to each other in a way that's not super shitty

like Kevin has the hiccups and can't get a single proper sentence out so Matt keeps going "hm? what was that? sorry Kev i didn't get that?"

or they're at some school for a game and the organization misspelled Andrew's name on the roster so Nicky calls him "Andre" for the next month

or Aaron eats shit after tripping on a stair so the next time they come to so much as a bump in the street Neil is like "okay Aaron this is a b u m p. take it slowly now. you want Nicky to hold your hand?"

or Nicky calling Renee a vicious heartbreaker for a week after she gently let down a girl who tried to ask her out at a banquet

or Allison sneaking really unflattering pictures of Dan onto the photo wall until she notices

or the mascot of the school they're playing against has spiky hair and no less than four foxes all point to it and tell Matt "it's you"

or Aaron falls asleep sitting up at a fast food place they stopped at for a rest stop and the rest of them all quietly leave and watch from the bus as he bursts out of the building in a panic ten minutes later

or recording Kevin, completely spaced out of a group discussion, as he perks up and snaps to attention when someone deliberately drops the word "Exy"

or Allison trips on a word and they never let her forget it and from then on everyone says "koalgeeper" instead of goalkeeper

or pretending not to recognize Neil when he's dressed up for an event and not in sloppy clothes (Kevin genuinely did not recognize him for a second)

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jeremy: jean! i just realized we are moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, hurt/comfort couple!!

jean: what the hell are you saying

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andreil barbie meme 🦊

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thinking about the fact that wymack doesn’t ever stay the night places. A) because his foxes don’t like new environments BUT ALSO B) he doesn’t want to have to make the foxes share hotel beds. literally all sport trips i’ve ever been on, it’s four to a room with two beds. you know how much the foxes would hate that? they wouldn’t do it. wymack definitely knows this and makes the sacrifice for his team by driving home in the dead of night.

#he’s so pure #dadmack #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #exy #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew x neil #andreil

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Did you bring your rollerblades?

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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the ravens took 150 shots on Andrew during the first match between the two, right? but only made 13? THATS AN 8% SUCCESS RATE. ANDREW IS LITERALLY INSANE

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3000 posts!

cray cray

#3000 posts #tumblr milestone

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“Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder.”

“What about the other ten?”

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My sibling just sent me this and said 'what if instead of exy they played this?'

Please God imagine ANDREW MINYARD on a unicycle I'm begging you

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Just thinking about some poor Palmetto Freshman who, due to the nature of the Foxes, is super quiet and blends into the background. This poor freshman is a foreign language major (forcing himself to have to talk to people and he likes languages) and he knows a couple languages already!

He hasn’t mentioned his major so no one knows but its fine there will be time to make friends and- did Captain Neil just call the scary goalie милый (Darling)? Their tones give away nothing but the goalie with all the knives responded by calling his weirdly intense captain кролик (Bunny).

He stares at them but Andrew threatens to cut him if he keeps looking (he thinks its about Neil’s scars) and now he has officially missed the chance to mention that he is fluent in Russian.

Cue being subjected to the sappiest shit on the entire planet because Andrew and Neil are fucking extra with the shit they say when no one can listen in. So now begins the long play of trying not to let on that he knows because that would be so embarrassing! So awkward! He masters the art of the poker face by the Fall Banquet. He refuses to sit in hearing distance of the two of them on the bus because last time he listened to Andrew describe in excruciating detail what he was going to do to Neil if Neil let him when they got back to the dorm. (He couldn’t get up and walk away! That’d be suspicious!)

This is his hell but at least he made friends with the other freshmen when he accidentally said “No I think Andrew likes Captain Neil plenty.” Because he was trying not to process the absolutely filthy things Andrew was saying to Neil in what looked like a heated argument.

The only person who knows is Nicky because Nicky came up and asked if he was homophobic (power walking away from Neil and Andrew when Neil sat in Andrew’s lap for movie night because he has LEARNED that lesson) and he panicked because HE IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC and confessed that he is fluent in Russian.

Nicky, wisely, promises to take this information to his grave. The freshman weeps in gratitude.

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Literally any of the foxes: Someone may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

#this is like a year and half old #and i was digging in my drafts #so i may have already posted a variant of this #but here ya go #nicky hemmick #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #exy #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew x neil #andreil

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anyone got some good minyard-josten rivalry fic recs? i need them desperately rn

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #exy #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew x neil #andreil