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why s a man do u have nipples. what are you trying to do, breastfeed??

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Mantivore

PERFORMER Frank Meschkuleit

DEBUT 2022

DESIGN Jim Kroupa builder

The Mantivore is a large, praying mantis-esque creature that resides in a spout by Craggle Lagoon, as seen in the Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock episode "Craggle Lagoon."

His menacing appearance and dramatic way of greeting people has led the Craggles to believe he's a vicious beast. However, Red and Lyle Craggle discover the creature, who prefers to be called "Manty," is quite genial. Red accuses him of stealing the water from Craggle Lagoon, but he reveals to her that she and her friends were actually responsible when they inadvertently created a new waterfall in the Great Hall.

He is seen again in the season finale "All of Us," celebrating the return of water to the lagoon.

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rats smoked all your weed I watched it happen, encouraged them, and also partook

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a comic about a button

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a man cant just lay stomach down 5 minutes without someone fingering his asshole

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cat pixels 2 ୭

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the other wind

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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

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This was supposed to go for an ask response but I unfortunately understood the ask wrongly, I refuse to waste this doodle so I’ll just pop her here ✨✨

[Can someone tell her to not hold it so harshly?]

[Btw if you remember her i love u 💥💥]

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Stimming isn't enough I need to explode

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redraw of this because i needed an excuse to draw garnet in those boxers

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credit

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Church of Whale Fall

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there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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How to Make Your Own Spells

When it comes to the Craft and its community, many witchlings (beginner witches) ask for more advanced witches to hand over spells left and right without question. Now, this may be done with good intentions. Many witchlings do not know how to acquire spells, as many of them are kept secret.

This is done for a reason. Many witches, including myself, believe that spells and rituals are strongest when created themselves. I am going to be the kind High Priestess and instead of giving you a fish, and you feeding you for a day. I am going to teach you to fish, and feed you for a lifetime. In other words, I am going to teach you how to make your very own spells and rituals!

Keep in mind to write this all down before casting your spell and performing your ritual in your Book of Shadows, or in an old notebook (whatever you have).

1. Ask yourself these questions

What is the purpose of this spell? – You need to ask yourself what you are wanting to achieve by performing this spell. Is it for love, fertility, finances, health, or beauty? Think about what you want your spell to do and write it down. A single sentence will do.

2. Timing

Make sure the timing is right! Sometimes a spell is better cast during the full moon, new moon, or even the waning or waxing moon! Sometimes it may be best to do it on a certain Sabbat or season. Some witches go so in-depth that they track the planetary locations and time of day and week to perform their spells.

3. Choosing your tools

With many types of spells come many types of tools. You will need all the tools for a basic altar before getting tools specific for your spell.

First, you will need to think of a specific crystal/stone that will suit the purposes of the ritual.

Next, you will need to think of a type of herb or incense (or both) that will work with your ritual.

Third, you will need a candle (or a few) for the ritual. If you did not know, different color candles have different meanings. For example, red means lust, anger, and passion; blue means sadness, compassion, and emotion. You can carve a Sygil in the candle as well for added effect.

4. Open the Circle

If you do not know what a circle is, it is a magical barrier cast by you that protects you from any harmful, negative, or annoying energies that could ‘mess up’ your ritual.

Not all witches do this, but it might be wise to do so. This is especially crucial if you are a beginner, or if you are performing a very serious ritual.

To open the circle:

You can have salt, crushed eggshells, or simply a string or pillows to mark the edges of the circle.

Use a compass to see where each direction is. Mark each direction with a label if you have a hard time remembering which direction is which.

Have everything you need in your circle before casting it.

Go to your altar and invite the Elements and (if you are pagan) the God and Goddess. You can word this however you like.

Cast the circle by using your wand or finger and 'trace’ the edges of the circle. Always go clockwise. Go around three times while announcing the circle being cast three times (you can use any wording).

5. Perform the Esabbat and Sabbat

If it is a new, or full moon, you might want to perform an Esabbat before starting to cast your spell. If it is during a Sabbat, perform the Sabbat ritual too. I mention this because most witches take advantage of casting certain spells during these magical times to amplify their magic.

6. Perform the ritual

Start the ritual by stating the purpose of the ritual. What is this ritual even for? Announce this to the Universe so it can hear. It can be as long or as short as you want.

Next, light the incense/herb. State something like you are ready to pass your intentions into the universe through this herb/insentience and its properties.

Third, light the candle. State something like you are sending your intentions to the universe through this light and its color/elemental correspondences.

Lastly, meditate with the stone. Imagine the spell working and see yourself and others benefiting from the effects of this spell.

7. Cakes and ale (only if you are Pagan)

Have food with you (does not have to be cakes and ale) to eat. Leave a portion for the God and Goddess. Recite a prayer about how thankful you are for the Gods and the Elements. Leave a bit afterwards for an offering to the Gods.

Have a feast, listen to music, watch videos, and relax for a bit.

8. Close the Circle

This is pretty much the reverse of opening the circle:

Go to your altar and say goodbye to the Elements and (if you are pagan) the God and Goddess. You can word this however you like.

Cast the circle by using your wand or finger and 'trace’ the edges of the circle. Always go counter-clockwise. Go around three times while announcing the circle being dismissed three times (you can use any wording).

Sweep up the salt or eggshells (if you put any down) counter-clockwise.

Clean up.

If you would like to learn more through my teachings, I run a blog that has structured lessons being made every week.

windiiestorm.wixsite.com/artsywitch