Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
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Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home
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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
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I'm not sure what I like more, the simplicity of the first layer or the shiny final colors ✨
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This is a ‘glench’ and
This is a ‘glench’ and it is so small that you can’t see it
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I love and respect The Unknown and I hope he steals all of Willy Wonka's chocolate.
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does anyone have a term for a person who uses a lot of tone in their voice? like one who uses a lot of expression in their voice. think the opposite of monotone. my partner and i have been using hypertonal, but im curious if there's a proper term
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dudes will drink white monster until they become one...
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exceptionally intelligent women are on tumblr oversharing about their problems and mistakes
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Gamer cats
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There is no Tumblr alternative tbh. I love you all but I'm never gonna remember to post on 3,000 discord groups, I'm not gonna make a Postr or Dingus or whatever account. We all go down together
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