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Gril…chee…

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I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

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AFO, probably: I can’t believe that Shimura abandonned her son in a wet cardboard on the side of the road in the middle of the highway! While it was raining! And the abandonment was for no specific reason at all! And they call me a villain?

you gotta balance the accusations at Nana with AfO being a swarmy self proclaimed demon king

"I can't believe that Shimura abandoned her son in a cardboard box on the side of the road in the middle of the night while it was raining, just so she could be a little bit faster without him weighing her down when she ran away from me! Who leaves their only remaining family member alone in an on-fire garbage dumpster, instead of holding them tight when plunging into a rat infested frozen river to ensure that if one of you dies, at least you both die together?? My mother give me her quirk before she died, Shimura could have done that but didn't, and she actually knew her kid before that! Honestly, how do you pick up less maternal affection with a child you've claimed to love for years than my mother did with only a month's warning? How do you end up more selfish than me- i bet Yoichi would have preferred I had him over her when he watched her gag the kid so he couldn't cry for help before taking the blanket from the cardboard box to dry her hands with, not even looking back behind her."

#*stares into nothing holding an unlit cigarette* do you remember when real bloggers posted actual nana hate exactly like this #im so glad they aren't around anymore. or that i blocked them all so many years ago that they might as well be gone #anyway. i think even AfO's Mom's vestige is side eyeing him while he goes on this rant there you are #gentrychild #pocket talks to people

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Let us be glad that Vestige! Nana didn't witness her son being bff's with All for One.

i think Nana's vestige should get to be the one to finish of AfO's vestige. tear him apart.

#ok izuku you take tomura tenko and yoichi and hug it out over there. keep em from looking this direction. #grandma's gonna shred afo into smaller pieces than his brother ended up in #anon #pocket talks to people

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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When you abandon your son because of a man who is trying to kill and you're just trying to keep him from being caught in the crossfire only for your son to be making big puppy dog eyes at said man years later while also hating you.

whys this read like afo trying to humble brag in my inbox

#'abandon' girl she didn't drop him on the side of the road #anon #pocket talks to people

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[Image Description: a line art 4 panel comic of Alttp Link and Ravio. Panel 1: [Dark World] Link holds Bunny Ravio in his arms. Ravio says "I wish I was like you..." Panel 2: Link smiles at Ravio while holding his magic mirror up to him. Ravio sees his reflection as a human who looks like Link. "Wait WHat-" Ravio shouts. Panel 3: [Hyrule] Link stares at an empty space labeled "not here" with a bunny symbol for Ravio. "... bunny guy??" Link asks. Panel 4: [Lorule] Ravio, Human, holds his arms over his head complaining "I could have gotten HIM to do this adventure stuff!!" End ID]

And then ages later, Ravio did. And Rinku just lowkey forgot about that weird bunny dude that ditched (aka got sent to a different world) as soon as they were out of the dark world smh

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i think duke thomas can look up at the eclipse and be fine actually

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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What if Jason did the whole shtick of "wow another Robin huh? You'd think the old bats would think better of it after the last one kicked it" and then Tim is dead faced pissed and punches him in the face and goes "Don't ever talk about my dead girlfriend like that again" and Jason's just bluescreens cause wat

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Bamboo dragon

#76 - 竹子 (zhúzi / bamboo) - They camouflage nicely into a bamboo forest 🎋🌿🌱

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some dunmeshi restaurant au doodles

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every day i am plagued by visions (thoughts about a dunmeshi restaurant au)

part 1

bonus

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A friend of mine said she pronounces the name as MAL-in, which surprised me because I’ve always said Muh-LON since the ranch is Lon Lon Ranch. What’s the majority opinion?

#🤝 mah-LON and tah-LON #they're the Lon Lons...

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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