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Congratulations on successfully completing the life activity of transitioning from ‘cohabitee helpmate’ to ‘committed consort companion’. Also commonly referred to as getting married. As a reward for completing this life experience, you have received this very important book. A book bestowed to you by your friends as a handy guide to achieving greatness in your future life activities as a married couple. Note: We highly endorse the exciting activity of combining DNA to create mini humans. Upon receiving this extremely important book, we recommend an immediate study of the information within its pages. Each page contains exceptional advice on married life and it’s experiences that modern couples are faced with during their time of ‘growing old together’.  The contributors of this book are experts in their chosen professions and fields of knowledge, but alas, not a single one has any comprehension of the art of marriage. They did however, as they compiled the advice bestowed on these pages, many glasses of your wedding champagne that filled their minds and bellies with bubbles. Once again, congratulations. Thank you for  the warm loving glow that the two of you emanated as we gathered to celebrate your love for each other. The two of you are both magnificent souls and together you make a beautiful union of love.

Lucy La Parr. Intro for the Wedding Book.

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Love your style Madame La Parr, you have a certain elegance which is rare in this world. Keep being beautiful, I think we all appreciate it. :)

Thank you your kind words, mean a lot to me.

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Burlesque ~ Lucy La Parr

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My Classic performance for Miss Burlesque Victoria.

#Lucy la Parr #Miss Burlesque Australia #blue costume #classic burlesque #burlesque

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America is one of the most unfree Western countries in the world.  They are just so brainwashed into believing they are Land of the Free, that they don't realise that the aren't.

Memphis 1968, Ferguson 2014.

We’ve never witnessed an American dream, we’ve only lived an American nightmare. - Malcolm X

#ferguson #america #the american dream #the american lie #brainwashing

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I can’t help but get incredibly confused when people use the term “pussy” as an insult and to essentially call someone “weak”. Assuming they are referring to vaginas and not cats - Do they not know that the vagina is the most brutal thing to ever exist right next to velociraptors? Do they not...

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Shooting the 2014 promo video for TrashDolls. Day 1 : Performance. Videographer: Dani Nolan. www.trashdolls.com

#Lucy la Parr #Trash Doll #TrashDoLLs #video #behind the scenes #Shooting video

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why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

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FOLLOW + REBLOG TO WIN!

TrashVixens is a brand new alternative erotica magazine…. run by women to appeal to men & women who like their naked babes with depth, intelligence and uniqueness… we’re about ART, SEX & ATTITUDE!

To celebrate we’re giving away some digital copies of the magazine & a hard copy!

Reblog to go in the draw (max 1 reblog per day) 

You can also enter on facebook, twitter and instagram!

Comp ends April 17

www.trashvixens.com

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I've been a bit 'Missing in Action' on tumblr lately, but that's because I've been organising a double event. First event is Fashion Furor. A alternative Fashion market and runway show. Feature some of the best and newest alternative designers in Melbourne. Second event is a steamy night of burlesque artist. Strutting their stuff on the stage.  Be sure to check out the events. www.diamondnoir.com.au

#fashion show #fashion #burlesque #burlesque performer #alternative model #alternative fashion #femme fatale

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My not very nice experience and the lesson I had to learn.

I run a small clothing business and shop front in Melbourne. My clothing caters for a niche market and I know my customer base quite well. I have been running the business for 3 years and have been involved with my niche market for 6 years. Having my customers represent my brand is something that I believe in as they live what I make for them, so when I want do to do a photo shoot of my brands clothing I choose a customer to be the model.

Sadly not long ago I had a situation that changed my perception on this idea and made me more serious about who I chose to represent my brand. Here is my experience:

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I speak with authoritay. As someone who worked in strip joints starting in 1980, in performance art on and off since 1976, in neo-burlesque since the...

#burlesque #burlesque performer #stripping #strip #stripper #the difference #there is none

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