Ahead of the Perfect Brains HARD LAUNCH (this Friday, 29th of March), Lucy and Sam conduct an unsolicited phone call with their Taskmaster team captain Julian Clary and unearth his darkest secret.
Ilia Malinin (USA): Succession | 2024 World Championships
19-year-old Ilia Malinin wins the 2024 World Championships with a world record-breaking free skate. He scored 227.79 points with six quadruple jumps, including his own signature quad axel!
Every time another competitor ventures onto the ice in a costume sourced from Banana Republic separates, Donovan Carrillo adds another sequin to his costumes to maintain the cosmic balance.
i don’t think anything a celebrity ever says about fan fiction that was written about them and a co-worker/friend will beat what james acaster said wrt fan fiction about himself and ed gamble last night, to ed gamble (and a theatre full of people), which was (and i’m paraphrasing a little here), “of course you like them, you’re always the dom”.
he also told us about one where “i crawl into ed’s flat, on all fours, crying, because he hasn’t fucked me in the arse yet today”