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Guillermo, season 3, ep 10: everything is changing too much and everyone is leaving and I don’t like it.

Guillermo, season 4, ep 10: nothing is changing and everyone is back to normal, I got to leave.

#nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor x guillermo #wwdits #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows

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“i wish for marwa to like everything i like”

*marwa immediately tells guillermo how much he means to her and starts kissing him*

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Crowley: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. I'll go first: I'm the only demon with an imagination, red is not my natural hair color, and I'm in love with my best friend.

Aziraphale: Well, that wasn't much of a challenge. It's obviously the third one.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: What color is my hair, angel?

Aziraphale: Red. But it's dyed... right?

Crowley slowly shakes his head.

Aziraphale: But... but that means-

Crowley: Yes?

Aziraphale: I thought I was your best friend. :(

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Liking this fictional character isn’t enough I need to fuck them

#nandor the relentless #nandermo #abed community #community #wwdits #crowley #aziraphale #good omens

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HES THE ONLY ONE LEAVING COMMENTS ON COLINS VIDEOS, HE WANTS HIM TO BE HAPPY SO BAD!!

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They never explicitly say Nandor can’t get it up after he’s “cursed” to think of Guillermo, do they? He cuts Marwa off before she can elaborate.

For all we know he just came super early. Like embarrassingly early. Because he was thinking about Guillermo.

Just sayin.

#nandermo #nandor x guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #wwdits season 4

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imagine, it’s the last episode of the season, and Nandor is complaining to the djinn about the whole “think about guillermo when fucking” trick

and the djinn just says that he didn’t make that part of the wish

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so how about that episode

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Imagine if they do a double date though.

Nandor with Marwa and Guillermo with his new boyfriend.

Nandor incredibly jealous and not paying attention to Marwa at all and the tension because technically Nandor and Guillermo are on a date together.

#wwdits #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #marwa wwdits

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Nandor attempting to propose to Guillermo goes slightly sideways because he asks Guillermo to be his wife and Guillermo says he'd rather be Nandor's husband.

And there's back and forth arguing for a whole episode until finally Nandor relents agrees that Guillermo can be his husband.

And Guillermo talks about how Nandor has come to understand the differences in how gender and sexuality and marriage intersect in the modern day, blah blah changing worlds blah blah blah

And a season later, after the wedding Nandor introduces himself as Guillermo's wife.

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they’re the same picture

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I was like they’re not gonna seriously make Nandor think of Guillermo when he fucks are they?

And then they DID.

#nandermo #nandor x guillermo #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz

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The ghosts of Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, and their crews watching all of us write 50,000+ word fanfics of them banging, probably:

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pirates being canon and also there are cannons

#our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet

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Sandie + Outfits

LAST NIGHT IN SOHO (2021) dir. Edgar Wright Costume design by Odile Dicks-Mireaux

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Personal head cannon:

A couple months into Guillermo and Nandor dating, they have to have a very serious conversation about how many times Nandor is allowed to say “bazinga” during sex.

(They come to a conclusion that he is allowed three bazingas per night spent together- with the exceptions of their anniversary and his accession day, where the number is increased to six.)

#guillermo x nandor #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandermo #collin robinson #nadja and laszlo

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Nandor while looking at Guillermo in their crypt: My dark angel, my ecstasy, the warmth of the candle and the simmer of the coals. Your heart holds the beat by which I will rage and yearn forever.

Nandor to Guillermo in front of people: Hey if I let this stranger I just met eat you would that be funny or what