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If anyone is thinking this about me, don’t worry. I didn’t die. I just read my fic back and realized I hated it 😬

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

#my writing from back then sucks and I’m sorry to anyone who read it #honestly it was a crime

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Sometimes we forget Victor is a public figure and-

Imagine walking up to your local restaurant and seeing Robert Downey Jr. with his tiddies out, absolutely drunk out of his ass

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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIKTOR NIKIFOROV!

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(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

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sickfic writers giving colds to characters who supposedly have supercharged immune systems

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Me, every time consume a new piece of fictional media: New AO3 Section Unlocked

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#OH #🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Big and Strong

Commission for @ignite-the-stars!

How to commission me.

Rating: General

Warnings: None

Summary: Nine year old Hiccup comes down with pneumonia, and it leaves everyone questioning his strength.

There was an itch building in Hiccup’s throat. He struggled not to cough, as it was the middle of the night and he didn’t want to wake his father, who was sleeping down below. Stoick was never happy to be woken in the middle of the night.

Hiccup couldn’t hold it in forever though, and ended up coughing anyway, though he muffled it in his small hand. Hopefully it had been quiet. It was hard to tell when everything around him was pitch black and silent. He should have been sleeping, and he felt like he was tired down to the bone, but he couldn’t fall asleep. He kept being wracked by violent chills, and his multitude of blankets didn’t seem to be helping. He was getting sick and he knew it, but he would have to wait till the morning to tell his dad. Hopefully he wouldn’t tell him to just suck it up. Hiccup didn’t think it was fair when he did that. He was only nine! Wasn’t he allowed to rest now and again when he wasn’t feeling well?

Hiccup coughed again, covering his mouth with both hands, determined not to wake Stoick. He closed his eyes and rolled over, hoping that maybe he could just try to sleep, but the chills hit him again, and he couldn’t seem to stop shivering. It was a long while before Hiccup finally fell into sleep, and when he did, his chest was aching, and he didn’t know if he was imagining it or not, but it felt a little harder to breathe.

“Hiccup, breakfast!” Stoick called as he set the table. He waited for a moment or two, expecting to hear his son rising from bed, but nothing of the sort happened.

Maybe he just needs a little more sleep, Stoick considered. Hiccup had been getting more tired out helping Gobber in the forge, as the work was still rather new to him and he wasn’t used to it quite yet. He had had complaints about it at first, but he seemed to enjoy most of his time with Gobber, which was good.

Stoick began to eat, waiting a few more minutes, and then called up to him again. Still no response.

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#🥺🥺🥺 #httyd

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It’s always my favorite character

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he’s been crying about it for 3 days (insp)

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i honestly think people are startled by how large victor is in person because he designs his routines to maximise on elegance and does his best to hide the amount of physical strength they take to make them look easy. the most "masculine" routine we've seen of him has been stammi vicino which has a distinctively wilting rose vibe and his body language is non-threatening—he puts his hands in his pockets so he looks a lil smaller and smiles and touches his hair and face a lot and winks, etc.

what I'm saying is that a typical fan probably pictures him as this delicate glass figure only to be floored by the fact that's he's a Shredded almost six feet tall russian dude with boat-like shoulders.

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Yuri’s hugging rampage

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these were the top 10 most popular tags on this blog this year and i think it pretty much describes our sanity during 2020 in a nutshell:

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I read part 6 to see if I like the writing style and then if I do I go back to the beginning

Quick poll:

When you come across a fic that you think sounds interesting, then notice that it’s like, part 6 of a series, do you go ahead and read it anyway? Or do you feel compelled to read the other 5 parts of the series first, THEN start part 6?

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straight friend groups be like: the blonde girl, chad, the funny one, the other blonde girl, ryan, the brunette girl, the one with curly hair

gay friend groups be like: the dangerously sarcastic dumbass, the one that was raised by wolves & can’t see, the 13 year old ghost with a potty mouth, the walking embodiment of a superiority complex, the slightly terrifying mom friend with a knife, the depressed emo kid from the 1940s, the self-conscious kleptomaniac, the sweet and innocent shapeshifter, reyna ramírez-arellano

ib: @the-macra