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I misses you a lot :(

(SORRY ABOUT THE CORNY STATEMENT BUT IT IS UNFORTUNATELY TRUE)

THEOOOO I’M SO SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A SHITTY FRIEND 😭😭😭

And don’t worry about being corny as I miss you lots too 🥰

I’m in a hiatus from social media in general, I’ll explain a bit more to you through chat, but I hope you find it in your heart to forgive this pour soul for being a neglecting friend

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My muse: that blonde nerd that never fails to be the final girl in slasher movies

#i’m still trying to consolidate a style #but i liked how this one turned out #kinda looks like something taken from the shingeki no kyojin manga #popi draws

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Boss: okay, I’m gonna put my son to sleep, see you on Monday!!

Me: Boss, is Tuesday

Boss: oh dear

#this week has been hectic to say the least #and by this week #i mean two days #popi rambles #popi callate

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It is 2022. Why is it still so difficult to move pictures in Word?

#today i cried a little becuse of this #i’m okay now #they were tears of frustration #popi rambles #popi callate

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Ska-P. Initially he blasted it in his house as a teen to annoy his dad and ended liking the band. In a true edgelord fashion, his favorite song is “Niño Soldado” and had a spiritual awakening when he heard the lyrics “Me han convertido en una bestia. Soy sólo un niño que no tiene identidad” * for the first time. Also gives me Soda Stereo vibes.

*They have turned me into a beast. I’m just a kid with no identity

Porta and Ana Tijoux or any other hispanic rapper. Takes pride in being able to sing the entirety’s of “Dragon Ball Rap” (by Porta), but his real mayhem anthem is “Shock” (by Anita Tijoux). Puts special effort in singing the “venenos tus monólogos, tus discursos incoloros. No ves que no estamos solos: ¡millones de polo a polo!”* part of the chorus and pretends he is singing it to All Might.

*Poison are your monologues, you bland speeches. Don’t you see we are not alone: We are millions from pole to pole!

Belinda and Paulina Rubio. Dedicates all of their songs to Midoriya and relates to the lyrics “Y aunque se rompa mi corazón te obligaré a que entiendas esta lección”* from Paulina Rubio’s “Yo no soy esa mujer”. Also likes that both of them are blond and her favorite song is “Ángel - Once in your lifetime” by Belinda because of its low-key yandere vibes.

*And even if it breaks my heart I will force you to understand this lesson

Take a look at that kid and tell me he doesn’t wear his pants like that because of Daddy Yankee. If he could make “Salgo pa la calle” his hero song he would add speakers to his hero suit and blast it (hehe, blast) while he takes down villains. Low key listens to Julieta Venegas and Sin Bandera because he is a closeted romantic (now imagine him singing “yo te quiero con limón y sal, yo te quiero tal y como estás, no hace falta cambiarte nada”*)

*I love you with lemon and salt, I love you just the way you are, there is no need to change anything about you - fom Julieta Venega’s “Limón y Sal”

Momma’s boy was raised with momma’s music and grew up listening to cebolla songs (a.k.a. romantic songs that are borderline cringe but really good otherwise) while his mother was making aseo (or cleaning the house), so expect Nino Bravo, Sandro, Camilo Sesto and our lord and savior Chayanne in that playlist. Cries while listening to “Un Beso y Una Flor” by Nino Bravo because tell me if “Dejaré mi tierra por ti, dejaré mis campos y me iré lejos de aquí”* isn’t the perfect allegory for leaving behind his past of being quirkless and becoming a hero.

*I will leave my land for you, I will leave my fields and go far away from here

I’m 100% correct on this one and I will not take criticism because my vibes never lie: he religiously listens to La Oreja de Van Gogh and finds a way to relate to every song and lyric. His favorite song from them is Historia de un Sueño” because although the lyrics do not relate 100% with his life, still thinks that they describe a little his relationship with his mom. Exhibit A: “Promete que serás feliz. Te ponías tan guapa al reír. Y así, sólo así quiero recordarte”* (take into account that the lyrics are from a mother’s perspective. Sheeesh this got really angsty really fast)

*Promise me you will be happy, you were so beautiful when you laughed and only in that way I want to remember you

This one is kinda self-indulgent, but I just know he listens to chilean bands, either because they are emo (like Kudai) or because they are lesser known/alt-ish relative to other latino bands (like Los Bunkers and Los Tres). But the real surprise is that his guilty pleasure is the 31 Minutos songs, being his top 1 “Equilibrio Espiritual” because 1. It is about bikes and 2. replace any lyrics that have to do with taking out the little side wheels in a bike with being called a villain no more or being a hero and BAM! You got his song. Exhibit A: Turn “lo mejor que me ha pasado en la vida fue sacarle las rueditas a mi bicicleta” into “lo mejor que me ha pasado en la vida fue haber entrado al curso de héroes”*

*Turn “the best thing that has happened in my life was taking off the little wheels from my bike” into “the best thing that has happened in my life was getting into the hero course”

#and here it is #for all my latine people #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha dabi #dabi #bnha tomura #tomura #tomura shigaraki #bnha toga #toga #himiko toga #bnha bakugo #bakugo #bakugo katsuki #bnha midoriya #bnha deku #deku #izuku midoriya #bnha todoroki #todoroki #todoroki shoto #bnha shinsou #hitoshi shinsou #this is crack #you’ve been warned

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CRACK POST INCOMING!!

#for those of you who followed because of my childe bf hcs #or that akutagawa fic #i’m sorry #this is for bnha #(i know right??? i’m not that active in the fandom but anyways) #and it is crack

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I did that Prequel thing in which you choose a selfie and let people decide which character trope are you and well…

All my friends told me I’m basically the character that it is written for the viewer to hate in a Cassie from Euphoria vibe so I’ll just go and change my whole appearance

#i dont even watch euphoria ffs #i’ve only seen tiktoks of it #and i dont like her #but if i’m being honest #cartoon me does give i’m a bad botch who will hurt you because i’m better than you vibes #bitch* #too lazy to correct that one #anyways #istg that’s 100% false #because my ego and self steem go in the same direction #that direction being 1000 meters underground #popi rambles #popi callate #maybe i can use those pics as a face reveal and let you decide my vibes

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UPDATE: I’m no longer the owner of this house. Gato gives zero shits. Gato has colonized a chair.

I’m alone at home. Heard strange noises outside. I thought I was either getting robbed or haunted. Turned out it was a cat which I’m pretty sure has fleas as it keeps rubbing itself against the furniture and my crocs (I am not a cat owner so I have no idea if this is common behavior or not).

#i love how cursed this picture looks #i just really hope Gato doesn’t go anywhere near my doggos #or RIP Gato and I’m already attached #popi callate #popi rumbles

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I’m alone at home. Heard strange noises outside. I thought I was either getting robbed or haunted. Turned out it was a cat which I’m pretty sure has fleas as it keeps rubbing itself against the furniture and my crocs (I am not a cat owner so I have no idea if this is common behavior or not).

#i just call it gato #i was legit scared at first #but it is a cute cat #keeps looking through the window #i’m still not a 100% sure this isn’t a dream and it is my sleep paralysis demon #popi callate #popi rambles

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Me: wellness under capitalism is fake. Only a few benefit from the system while the big majority struggles under an economy that not only does nothing for them but actually harms them when they are the ones carrying all the system on their backs.

Me, after being told how much I will get from my bonus: Adam Smith was right.

#i hate working #i dont particularly hate my job #do I enjoy it? #nope #do i think that i would be happy if i became a fisherwoman and moved to an island in the south of Chile and lived from the sea? #everyday #but gosh #whoever told you money doesn’t bring happiness is probably rich #because boooy i would rather cry my eyes out in a ferrari than smile in Santiago’s smelly and collapsed public transport #popi rambles #popi callate

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Me, scrolling through tiktok and finding an adorable video of a baby

Me: God, you know I don’t want kids so I have no idea how this ended up in my algorithm. You better make up for this in the next minute because this wasn’t very contraceptive of you.

*Neighbor’s 4 year old kid starts screaming in a tantrum*

Me: thanks

#god exits and he hates me #at least he took responsibility of his actions #popi rambles #popi callte #tw: contraceptives #idk if that would trigger someone but better be safe than sorry

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Did I ever tell you that the elected President of Chile is a swiftie? If not, now you know

#chile #swifties #taylor swift #gabo #gabriel boric #popi rambles

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Context: Christmas’ Eve with my family and cousins. We are facetiming with my cousin that lives in New York

My aunt: what time is it there? I think in NY is one hour less right?

My cousin: it is actually 2 hours less now

Me: and is it too cold? Here we have like 34º C

My cousin: here it is so cold! It is actually 3º C

My brother: and what month is it there? Wait…

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“I can’t wait for you to get a monument, so I can train a thousand pigeons to go shit on it”

- Some dude I saw commenting on an Instagram post

#i’m starting a series #it will be called bizarre and specific comebacks for the soul #i saw this one and i fell in love #quotes #funny quotes

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I went to the clinic to get done a covid test because I have a fever and I’m feeling sick and my mom asked me how I was feeling and I sent her a picture of me wearing a KN95 mask from an unflattering angle and you can even see the grease in my hair.

Her response?

“Beautiful as always 🤩🥰😘” (emojis included)

And if that isn’t a mother’s love, I don’t know what is.

#my mom is the best #but someone tell her she doesn’t have to send emojis in every text #i love her anyways #popi rumbles #popi callate #covid adventures

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December’s publicity in Chile

December’s weather in Chile:

#fyi #the temperture is in celsius #chile make sense #every year in christmass my thighs suffer because of the weather #and you are doing snowy comercials #it hasn’t snowed in years #get over it #popi rumbles #popi is having a heat stroke

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I don’t hve the reputation yet to achieve that blueprint but omg I followed your advice to watch a video and I found one 🙌���🙌🏼🙌🏼

I have 100% in all Inazuma areas. What am I missing 😭😭😭