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OT4 & OT3 Ship Meme Template.

Sooo a while ago I made this ship templates and since some people liked them, I decided to make polyship templates as well! Couldn’t add the quote to the OT3 one since it didn’t fit u.u. Click for better quality.

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Im not okay

A story in four parts.

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izzy i frew up

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Biker Ed AUs

Will You Dance? by CloudsPassMeBy [T]

Edward Teach (also known as the Kraken to his motorcycle gang) is told his blood pressure is too high and he better start exercising regularly. Turns out dance makes for good exercise. It helps that the dance instructor is the most captivating man he’s ever met.

a mismatch of workspace by phoenix_is_bored [T]

Working at a mall sucks. Occasionally, though, it does have its benefits.

sunk cost fallacy by exsanguinate (transjon) [E]

The first time they have sex it’s in the back of Stede’s car.

(read the tags on this one!)

~Mod N

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Can you give me some ofmd fic recs? I like angsty shit but it's been ages since I've actually read any fanfic and any genre is good rlly

yes thank u for asking i have been compiling a list of my favourite fics<3 most of these are reunion post season one fics bc thats what the majority of ofmd fics are at the moment. perfect opportunity for angst

the importance of being edward

6k. post season one reunion from stede's pov. ed allows stede back onto his crew but stipulates they can only be friends... and yet. explores stede's insecurities and self esteem issues.

we were warnings

13k. i think this is probably my favourite ofmd fic so far. exploring ed trying to work out who he really is and redeem himself internally after his actions in episode 10.

message in a marmalade jar

11k. this fic is like What if it actually is hard to find another ship in the middle of the ocean without indication of where they are going? and then it solves that problem. super fun crew interactions and ed and stede are ridiculously in love while trying to resolve their problems. theres one line like "Ed curls his arm into a pillow and settles in for the show, utterly endeared. What a strange little man he plucked out of the sea." makes me crazy. just crazy

he wishes for the cloths of heaven

14k. stede takes back his ship and ed gives him until they next dock to convince him to stay. good angst for both of them AND crew interaction what more could u want

echo your name (call it love)

1k. this one is very much a tropey oneshot with silly miscommunication but i love it. stede keeps calling ed various petnames and tries his hardest to stop.

a night at blackbeard's bar and grill

5k. this is just a bonus modern au where ed actually has that bar and stede is a food critic who keeps coming back. super fun

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TAKE HIM BACK DAMNIT

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*in kaer morhen*

Jaskier, drunk, to the tune of Burn Butcher Burn: WORM WITCHER WORRRM

Geralt, also drunk: *frantically doing the worm*

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been a busy week

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Julieta: sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container

Pepa: the cow?

Julieta: what?!

Bruno: Pepa, w h y ??

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vesemir: see back when I was a slut, fucking my way through the continent

geralt, currently a slut fucking his way through the continent: *nodding*

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I support and validate all retired old man Vesemir but also: old man Peak Witcher Vesemir that still goes around kicking ass and showing up his sons, but he does it in a really old fashioned and embarrassing way.

Lambert wanders into a town hoping for a contract, sees Vesemir’s stupid ceremonial hat that he wears whenever he collects his coin bobbing through the square, and makes a 180 back out because GODS his dad is so LAME. Eskel bumps into Vesemir near Velen and gets scolded for not having his armour shined and his horse’s mane isn’t properly braided in the Wolf School manor and the whole time Eskel has medieval wii music playing praying for this to end. Geralt’s the only one who likes working with Vesemir because he’s a huge nerd and remembers wanting to be a knight and digs all these dumb traditions.

YES anon I love this so much

I love Lambert and Eskel being so embarrassed, and if Lambert HAS to talk to Vesemir it tends to be pretty short because they WILL get in an argument without the others there to interfere.

But Geralt looks up to Vesemir!! And despite having done this for so many years, whenever they work together he's just

picking up all the tricks and knowledge he can from seeing him in action.

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Hexer Geralt: You told your Jaskier that his singing was like WHAT!?

Netflix Geralt: I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED, OKAY!?

Hexer Geralt: That's not an excuse! He sings like an angel and you know it. Go apologize! And hug him! And give him a smooch! And tell him he's beautiful! And his voice is heavenly!

Netflix Geralt: But-

Hexer Geralt: NOW >:C

Netflix Geralt: :( okay...

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ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

#I’ve seen your flag in the marble arch #love is not a victory March #it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

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Y’all ready to admit it’s time to abolish prisons yet?

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I like the “Harry and Megan hired John Mulaney” theory as much as the next person but honestly I think it was John Mulaney’s birthday present to Lil Nas X

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I fucking called it

#tfatws