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Source smoothdunk on twitter

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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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Random Bob’s Burgers thoughts #5

If Ken is/turns out to be real somehow and appeared I would have him be voiced by Snoop Dogg  I will not elaborate.

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there is milk in girls

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when i'm trying not to say watch more movies but their top 4 looks something like this

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living in a predominately wealthy area is not helping my road rage. people will be in these vehicles that cost tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars and driving like they own the entire city. i’m in a hyundai. i’ll kill us both

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog