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poptropicashitposts · 3 years
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why is poptropica so obsessed with adding nouns before villian names like "Director D" and "Captain Crawfish" *slides a $20* pls just tell us their real names
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do you have hcs for the main 4 villains/the Erewhon Gang villains as a friendgroup? i think they’d have an interesting dynamic :Oc
man I am SO sorry this has taken me so long to answer i mustn't of saved my last attempt at answering this ask but I've been adding to the list as I think of more bc!!! I love them all so much
so what the heck happened to them after the events of supervillian island man @/poptropica we NEED to know
black widow, binary bard & dr. hare are all relatively similar in age but then you have captain crawfish who is like. boomer.
by similar age i mean like. binary bard is a cyborg from the early medieval period so he's actually like 1400 years older than everyone else but PHYSICALLY the same age.
and i like to think captain crawfish's humor is still more modern than binary bard's because of this.
dr. hare & binary bard bond over space bc like... they've both been and are absolute nerds about it but they're also rivals and it's like
"haha i would tell you about A-ST384WK and V-ST203DJ but you've probably never heard of them" "oh you mean the ones in the same category as *something really smart abt space*"
black widow and captain crawfish have a similar thing going on but with like, thievery.
"you wouldn't DARE guess the value of all the treasures I've stolen" "okay but did you steal the scream"
crawfish is always preaching about how nobody steals things the "good old fashioned way" anymore.
in retaliation, black widow stole his stump leg while he was sleeping and told him if he could steal it "the good old fashioned way" he could have it back.
he just resorts to violence instead.
binary bard ironically sings sea shanties with crawfish purely to spite black widow who DESPISES them.
captain crawfish is the most sane out of them all, but in like the least sane way possible.
binary bard & black widow are ALWAYS winding eachother up and talking smack to eachother.
everyday they wake up and choose violence.
dr. hare and binary bard often have bonding moments over nerd stuff and science which leads to bard & hare being unironically quite close and often turn to eachother for comfort and advice.
no one takes dr. hare seriously when he's mad.
the won't admit it but black widow & dr. hare have a whole lot on common bc they're the only ones similar in age (and not from the medieval period)
this is really universal but they have peak found family dynamic :,) and they're healing... and mutually beneficial to eachother... and it's NICE and they live HAPPY lives as FRIENDS
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Asking my friend who has never heard of poptropica to describe the characters
aka this was such a bad idea i am regret
"Hanna without the second H"
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very stuck up
"she's a politician and eveyone hates her but they don't want to get rid of her because she's filthy rich and gives them money to let them know how rich she is"
her husband is secretly gay
she doesn't know her husband is secretly gay (that's why it's a secret)
she's a burn victim (??? where does this come from)
thinks she's funny but she's not
"is she one of those women from the 1980's?" (I know what she meant but hjsjrndhxn)
"Gabe"
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Is an alcoholic
Has clinical depression "but in like a squidward way"
"He looks like he could be in Jurassic Park"
"wait not Jurassic Park i mean the one with zombies"
"the one with Jeff Goldblum, he looks like that guy" (he ABSOLUTELY does not look like Ian Malcolm i will not have this slanter)
"he looks like he went to go get milk one day and never came back"
"phoenix"
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really into musical theatre
"is he the mask guy?" "who?" "the mask guy."
wears his costume 24/7 because "he put it on one day and it got stuck and he was too embarrassed to take it off"
"you know the guy with the mask" "EVERYONE wears a mask these days" "NOT THAT KIND OF MASK"
he's single (no context)
he eats birdseed to get into character
"...HE'S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA"
Bradley (but goes by brad)
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he's a jester for the king
"the king punched him the face and now he has a robot eye" "why did the king do that" "idk i guess he just sucked"
he's divorced and has no custody of his kids
"he's the type to kill his pets" (???)
also an alcoholic
"actually nevermind i think he's an actor on like some kid show about accepting differences"
"he looks like the yo gabba gabba guy you told me you had a crush on when you were 5" "omg not plex"
(i cannot make this next part up im)
Diego
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"what do you call those forest explorers"
has a pet tiger
he's a scientist for animals ("like an animal scientist?" "no a scientist FOR animals")
probably doesn't shut up about how great it is living in the forest and how everyone should go vegan and that it will change their life
"he loves animals in like a weird way but not in a furry way"
"no seriously there's a word for forest explorers"
has major hippie vibes and probably smokes pot
Liego
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is the other guy's older brother (wow how creative with the names)
he tries to kill all the animals the forest while his "brother" is a good guy who uses science to save them (AAAAAAAA)
"because he looks rich and rich people always have like tiger rugs so he hunts for exotic fur and stuff for his mansion in his brother's forest"
pretends to be vegan
"omg he's the rich woman's ex husband but he doesn't look gay so maybe he pretends to be gay as well"
HNDHSHHDBX IM IN PAIN
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Ladies…😎
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A few random Poptropica NPCs I doodled
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We all just kinda agreed that the female villains in poptropica were lesbians/gay. 
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Bird friend!
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A bunch of doodles lol
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criminally underrated poptropican characters pt. 2 because like?? there are SO many
this is a cry for help
zack
yeah I play steamworks Island for the plot😳😳 but for real i mean this sole guy contains SO much lore and like?? he's in the island for the last three minutes. steamworks in general is just so so underrated man like... the implications? absolutely wild.
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harold langley
look i am in NO position to deny that harold mews is an absolute lad but like... have you SEEN this fine blessing of a man. if there's a dilf hierarchy harold L is at the peak top of the pyramid. he'd go above and BEYOND it. man... he literally created a sentient AI that went from winning tic tac toe to enslaving the human race like... do I even need to say more
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holmes
id argue he's the one (1) poptropica villian who owes us NO accountability for his actions like... dude he is straight up a computer. not even a robot. what's he gonna do? stand up and fight you? he's just straight up vibing. what an absolute legend AND he got reformed?? bro. don't even get me started on reformed villians
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bucky lucas
the KING himself of continuity. no one talks about what an absolute chad he is like, mans just let himself go for three years before making a comeback in like mfjdj uhhhhhh Teen Movie^tm. can we even blame him
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the astro knights Knights^tm
I could write a 292k essay about my love for arthurian legend but I will simply say this; they were the BACKBONE of astro knights.
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Marnie
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sluggers storekeeper
man you know they're underrated when they don't even have an official transparent pic. not only does he progress night watch island seriously well, he has a WHOLE bonus quest dedicated to his memorabilia... I guess that doesn't make him that underrated he just... he's just really out here dedicating his life to baseball and I respect that
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I got lunar colony!! lowkey perfectly summed me up... pls take this quiz i am begging you...
hello i finally finished my poptropica personality quiz. there are 45 possible results. pls take it this took me so long to make, also leave what you get in the tags or replies!! i wanna see :]
 https://uquiz.com/tU07WO
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a doodle dump of some poptropica stuff!!!!
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collection of drawins of my favorite poptropica islands and characters :]
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Had another prophecy last night
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its totally ok to slutshame octavian bc hes a war criminal so.
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damn I wonder what island 2021 is gonna take their inspo from now
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It's time.
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2021 doesn't even sound like real year hhnnhhghjfd
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mocktropica feels kind of ironic now that pop is tryna push getting pets and decorating a virtual house and shit lmao
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