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pornicorn · 2 years ago
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I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
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pornicorn · 2 years ago
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Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo
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pornicorn · 2 years ago
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that hozier tweet going around that's like "never got that ride to church" is fake (obviously, it doesn't sound like him at all) and honestly i'm offended on hozier's behalf bc he is so much funnier than that
here are just a few selections from my "hozier tweets" tag:
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please appreciate this man
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pornicorn · 2 years ago
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The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again
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[cinnamon roll sweating]
bonus: will begins a collection
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together
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At the end there were two guys and the caption says “The Gays”.
Happy Birthday Hugh Dancy (June 19, 1975) 
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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Studio Ghibli +  food  (part I)
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island 
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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Someone Should Talk To This Principal
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pornicorn · 3 years ago
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@awolfbeneath I’m a marshmallow. You’d actually cut a bitch.
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
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