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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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fantasy is a genre of magic and imagination where any story can be told, such as:

what if races were real

what if the divine right of kings was real

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coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

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im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

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What's going on in the congo rn is one of many many reasons that the right to repair is a VITAL tenant in leftism imo

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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

#reference tag #ohoho

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obsessed with the new google docs feature that ai generates a doc summary for you. what the fuck is this

(context is i am writing a paper on gamer culture)

#seems legit

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Origami Phyllobates terribilis, based in the original design by Satoshi Kamiya, modified and folded by me with a 27cm square of yellow unryu paper and black tissue paper.

#i beg your pardon???

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#hmmm

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wretched little waif with a broken furnace (me)

#my landlord is getting someone to come deal w it tomorrow he says

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ok hi

what i've realized is that a) tumblr mobile is extremely bad to use if you want to backread at all and b) my computer is mostly a work-and-school machine right now, so hanging out and doing social media on it is strikingly unappealing

the combination of these factors with the fact that i am straight up working three jobs while a full-time student means i'm really not on here much! but i miss my tumblr friends! so please reach out if there's other good ways to keep in touch with you

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ok hi

what i've realized is that a) tumblr mobile is extremely bad to use if you want to backread at all and b) my computer is mostly a work-and-school machine right now, so hanging out and doing social media on it is strikingly unappealing

the combination of these factors with the fact that i am straight up working three jobs while a full-time student means i'm really not on here much! but i miss my tumblr friends! so please reach out if there's other good ways to keep in touch with you

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cast your votes!!

#if you kill the doric column that’s like killing me. btw

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I feel like in the rush of “throw out etiquette who cares what fork you use or who gets introduced first” we actually lost a lot of social scripts that the younger generations are floundering without.

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we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

#willing to see how this goes yeah

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I am very serious if a game both negatively impact your mental health and is the source of all your joy, it means you have an addiction problem and you need to delete your account and uninstall it and cry for however many hours you need to get it out of your system.

Your lifeline CANNOT depend on a mobile game they're predatory as fuck.

#always good to keep in mind yeah