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a few nights ago i dreamed that there was another new way to express “omg my scrunkly my babby boo<3” or whatever thru text, but it was worded like “i could find and kill him in under 24 hours. i could hunt him down like a squirrel.” and everyone just treated it like a very normal thing to say about a cute guy. why did my unconscious brain cross these particular wires

#this is how i talk about men already #reblogs