So there was a Pemex oil pipeline break in the Gulf of Mexico today, and the videos of ships fighting the resulting fire as the oil rises to the surface looks basically like a hellportal for summoning Cthulhu
I’m reading the Holes original post-apocalyptic nuclear war script and I’m sad that it was never made. Like Holes is good the way it is but this script is fucking wild
I was reading about Prion Diseases (stuff like mad cow disease and chronic wasting disease) and similar to how mad cow disease jumped the species barrier to humans, it’s only a matter of time before CWD jumps from deer to humans. What’s scarier is that we don’t know how long these prion diseases can stay dormant in a human. Patient zero might already be out there.
it’s the year 2080. the expressions “the horse has left the hospital” and “between a crematorium and a dildo store” have fully entered the lexicon even though barely anyone remembers where they originated. one day the kids who live in the Amazon Temperate Habitat Bubble next door ask me what was between the proverbial crematorium and dildo store in the first place. i rip off my Amazoxygen® Ventilator and gasp, “the fucking horse” and immediately die from the polluted air in my probably-covid-ravaged lungs. haunted by these cryptic last words, the kids bury themselves in the ancient runes of the Internet Archive until they find the meme that unlocks it all. the horse was one of the last presidents of the late american empire, a lynchpin in the slow disintegration of the union. suddenly, a drone flies directly through the window. “forbidden word detected: ‘union’,” it says, gearing up its Amazon Brainbuster Electric Reinforcement System. they run