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nobody:

me eating crackers in my bed late at night watching the office, stranger things, outer banks, or spiderman:

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When I get kidnapped and the guy tries to kill me I'm not gonna scream. I'm gonna gonna recite Hamiltons lyrics in ”The world was wide enough” from when he was dying or about to die. Two things will happen, I still die and he's confused, Or I confuse him enough for me to live. It's a win-win situation, I get to confuse him and amuse myself and die or I get confuse him and amuse myself and live.

#hamfan #hamiltonbae #my name is alexander hamilton #hamilton #die #lin manuel miranda #hamilton the musical #musicislife #im constantly confused #amused #musicals #avengers endgame #bucky barnes imagine #steve rogers imagine #john watson #sherlock holmes #reylo #sherlolly #star wars #steve x reader #alex brightman #bettlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #the unbrella academy

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But the next day, we got a call from the local mortician, and it turns out good ole Leo left us a little something.

His ashes?

Yup. Twelve ounces of disgusting cindered ginger dead dude.

He asked us to sprinkle those ashes off Stearns Wharf. It’s the only Jewish wharf in all of Santa Barbara, so it felt like the very least we could do.

Ok, so you stopped your investigation to do this.

Of course not, that would’ve been completely irresponsible.

No, we put it in the back of my car. We were planning on doing it later.

That’s right. But then… something happened.

Requested by @bijulesspencerohara!

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y'all remember "The Fortune teller" episode of Avatar the last airbender, season one episode 14

When this chick ^ called katara a "Floozy" HAHAHAHAHA WELL I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT IT MEANS

SHE CALLED HER A HOE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 A FUCKING WHORE IM DED BRO LIKE ACTUALLY DED. My mom was watching it with me and gasped so loudly and I was like what? And she said look it up and I just started laughing and now she’s mad at me 😂😂

#avatar #avatar the last airbender #katara #sokkaavatar #atla rewatch #ATLA #aang the last airbender #nickalodeon #Suki #avatar zuko #kataang #fortune #avengers endgame #bucky barnes imagine #steve rogers imagine #john watson #reylo #sherlock holmes #sherlolly #star wars #steve x reader #alex brightman #beetlejuice imagines

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I did a thing.

#sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #sherlock x molly #sherlock hound #sherlock #john watson #a study in pink #gif #baking #adam driver #steve rogers imagine #alpha and omega reader #reylo #bucky barnes imagine #alex brightman #alpha reader omega peter #sherlock x john #hehehe #awww i love this #steve x reader

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Wait till they find out about half and half tea and lemonade.

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I paused

#bbc sherlock #sherlolly #john watson #sherlock holmes #sherlock hound #bucky barnes imagine #avengers-x-reader-smut #star wars #sherlock x molly #sherlock x john

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#quarantine #cronavirus #depression #anxiety #loneliest #meme #tumblr memes #avengers endgame jacket #avengers x reader #alex brightman #avengers endgame #bucky barnes imagine #steve rogers imagine #star wars #ben solo #reylo #rey #luke skywalker #kylo ren x reader #armitage hux x reader

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I feel like a burden to all that know me.

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Your Dash Has Been Signed By The Avengers!

I asked them to sign it just for you; in case you’ve been having a rough day/week/year - or are missing you’re faves after Endgame. 

Share to spread their love! ❤

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R E B L O G   IF  ______________

I can randomly pop in your dms 

I can go to your ask and ask random af questions 

I can vent to you 

I can potentially help you (i.e, Self Harm/Suicidal Tendencies, Personal issue at school, and weight loss.) 

I can Send you cute songs to help you smile 

I can Send funny ass memes to make you smile 

I can be your friend through the hard times and even forever 

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Open your eyes, Look past the light and see, I’m just a poor boy, I get no sympathy, Because I’m easy come, easy go, Little high, little low, Any way the force leads doesn’t really matter to me, to me.

Mama, I just killed my dad, Put my saber to his chest, Lit it up, and now he’s dead. Mama, my new life’s begun, But for you I’ll go and throw it all away.

Mama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you cry, If I’m not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come, Sends shivers down my spine, Body’s aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go, And make my grandpa proud of me.

Mama, ooh (any way the force leads), I don’t wanna die, I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man, Is it Luke, Is it Luke, where the hell did Hux go? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me. (Emperor) Palpatine. (Emperor) Palpatine, Darth Vader! Darth Maauuul.

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Science side of tumblr please tell me why

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•.h e a r t a c h e.•°*.

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perks of dating me

• cuddles • sometimes im funny • i wont cheat bc i hate everyone • surprise hugs • random kisses • actually respond to your texts • play video games/listen to music • more cuddles • butt touches • lightsaber duels • we can eat lots of snacks