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How my branch president's pigs look after he treats my family poorly:

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the one thing I'll always love about mormon masculinity is that we will not be having any of that "haha I hate my wife" shit. the male general authorities set the example every single conference of saying "I love my wife, she's the best person I know, I'm the most lucky man who ever lived, every time we disagree I'm usually wrong because she's wiser and I've learned so much from her," etc. oaks was like "I'm releasing these men. give them and their wives a vote of thanks." the message to every man is to celebrate and appreciate the women he knows, not put them down.

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I'm making myself a Mormon extension pack of Cards Against Humanity, tell me things to write on the white cards

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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something bout. how even Christ did not carry the cross alone.

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Every couple months another "mormons are a cult" post crops up. Give it a rest out there boys

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This film student vows to some day see ‘Rilla’ adapted for a series. Next week I’ll post Walter’s War, Jem’s War, or Rilla’s War. Haven’t done a Ken Ford concept yet.

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whoops

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i think it would be very cool if we all just stopped making mormon underwear jokes in this the year of our lord twenty-twenty-three

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stole his fit

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Fun fact about making Mormon art!

The cops can't stop you. They're too weak and too scared to stop you from taking some crayons and scribbling out how the Book of Mormon makes you feel. Pathetic a$$ cops can't do a single thing to stand in your way. only thing stoping you from making Mormon art is you.

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Remember, my fellow bisexuals, we lose our advantage on Stealth rolls and automatic sneak attack damage this week.

#bisexual

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We are afraid of religion because it interprets rather than just observes. Religion does not confirm that there are hungry people in the world; it interprets the hungry to be our brethren whom we have allowed to starve.

- Dorothee Soelle, The Inward Road and the Way Back

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Correct me if i'm wrong but I don't believe scripture ever tells us which Son of Zebedee was older. somehow we all looked at John and we decided yea that man is giving youngest child energy

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It’s 4 days away!

The 21st night of September is coming up! Is the anniversary of when Moroni appeared to Joseph Smith and the 22nd is the date that they met yearly at the Hill Cummorah and the date that Joseph was finally given the gold plates!

Let’s make up some traditions and see what sticks. I’ll go first:

Before you go to bed, leave your scriptures open to your favorite verse. In the morning you may find that Moroni has left you a little treat!

Dance with friends to Earth, Wind, and Fire’s “September”

Eat something flat and golden, like cheese pizza or quesadillas

Have a party where someone pretends to keep falling asleep so you all have to wake them up

Blow on a trumpet like so: