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Hogwarts Founders - from top to bottom [Godric, Rowena, Helga and Salazar]

Following this series : the marauders

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The four Hogwarts founders ☼

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Hogwarts Founders  — spring

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2. Still on this

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Snape’s Boggart

What form do you think Snape’s boggart would take?

I’m torn between Harry’s dead body and Lupin as a werewolf. If it were the latter, then it would add another layer of meaning to Snape throwing himself in between Lupin and the the Golden Trio in POA.

Has anyone else got any interesting suggestions?

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Muggleborns at Hogwarts Rule

So imagine muggleborns at Hogwarts who play a lot of video games having the boggart lesson. All of a sudden, fucking Slenderman steps out of the closet and all the muggleborns are like “nope nope nOPE” and the purebloods just……..  ~s c r e a m~.

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Holy hell! I just woke up from a fever-induced dream and staggered downstairs to grab my laptop because somewhere between moaning and groaning, I realized something!

Harry’s worst fear?

It isn’t Dementors!

And I know what you’re thinking, “Ah, marauders4evr, you must still be feverish because the Boggart turned into a Dementor.”

Yes, yes, but what if it didn’t turn into a Dementor because of Harry? What if it wasn’t Harry’s soul it studied before reacting?

What if it was Voldemort’s?

Think about it. The man has absolutely no ability to feel love, happiness, etc. He would have no way to defend himself, no way to cast a Patronus. It would swoop down and suck out the tiny bit of soul he had left.

This goes right along with that popular post that the real Dementors were feeding off of Voldemort’s worst memory: October 31st, 1981, the night he was ripped from his body and essentially ‘killed’.

The bit of soul that was inside Harry retained that memory.

And if the Dementors had a hard time distinguishing between the two souls then I bet you anything that the Boggart did too.

I mean haven’t you always wondered why a freaking Dementor popped up to scare Harry James Potter, the boy who in a span of two years was told that his parents had been murdered by a serial killer out to get him and that he had killed that serial killer, a boy who had faced a troll, a boy who had nearly fallen to his death, a boy who had watched a man eat a unicorn and drink its blood, a boy who had confronted the aforementioned serial murderer on the back of his professor’s head, a boy who had watched people close to him become petrified, a boy who had spent months wondering (dare I say worrying) if he was to blame, a boy who had battled Tom Riddle’s memory and a giantass snake, a boy who had just found out that there was an escaped convict out to get him?

Even Remus remarks that Harry’s alleged “worst fear” is strange.

That’s because Dementors aren’t his worst fear at all.

They’re Voldemort’s worst fear. And the Boggart reflected that.

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Ok, so Harry Potter conspiracy theory time

Boggarts are produced by emotional trauma.

Ron and Harry hide in the wardrobe in the Hogwarts Staff Room after learning that the monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a Basilisk. They overhear McGonagall telling the staff that Ginny had been taken into the chamber by the heir, and the heir had written “Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever” onto the wall. Ron’s younger sister was almost certainly dead. She had been taken into the Chamber of Secrets to be the prey of a giant snake that can kill people simply by looking at them. He’d seen her grow up beside him, watched her first steps, seen her ride her first broom, and now she was gone. And he learned about it standing in that cupboard. It must have been his worst fear come true. Then, the next year, a monster appears in that cupboard, feeding off the fears of everyone around it.

Then, the next boggart we see lives in the writing desk in Grimmauld Place. That place was full of traumatic moments, but I think that the boggart was created when Walburga Black realised that Regulus was missing, and probably dead. She had two sons; one she disowned for parting from his family’s beliefs. The other was her pride and joy, her youngest child, the only heir of the pureblood House of Black. And then, one day he goes out and he doesn’t come back. The house elf knows something but he can’t tell her. I think her grief and anger and fear over the realisation that not just one, but both her sons were now lost to her is what created that boggart. I think she sat at that desk and wrote letters to everyone she ever knew asking if they had seen her son, and that boggart was created when her worst fear came true. Her son was gone and he was not coming home.

Both were created when someone’s worst fear came true. Both were created when somebody lost a loved one. Because isn’t that everyone’s worst fear?

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I’ve re-read the prisoner of Azkban for the 5421665423578 time and every time Is like the first. I decided to make a comic about this part of chapter 12 (The Patronus) because with a few phrases I really feel Harry and Remus sadness an the emotion about the loss of James (and Lily as well). I can’t image how difficult it must have been for Remus not to be able to tell Harry everything. So, here it is a full-of-feels mini comic! Sorry, i’m getting emotional lately!

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Pansy: Okay, look, he bought you this

Draco *still mad at Harry*: Jewellery? Seriously? Harry, you are the most shallow, self-centred person I have ever met. Do you really think another transparently manip…-oh! It’s a tiara! A tiara! I have a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me

Harry: You look beautiful

Draco: Of course I do, I’m a princess, and this is my tiara!

Pansy: *sigh*

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Luna: It’s getting a bit chilly, right?

Ginny: Are you cold? Do you need my coat? Here

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Pansy: It’s kinda cold here, Mion-

Hermione: Well if you have listened to me then you wouldn’t be in this situation right now.

Pansy: …

Hermione: But here’s a jacket, put it on

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Ron: Blaise, I’m cold

Blaise: Here are all of my jackets, now go and put it on before I have a fit

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Seamus: I love this weather

Dean: I thought you’d be cold…

Seamus: No, this is the best kind of weather, I feel warm

Dean: Oh…okay

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Draco: *sneezes*

Harry: *immediately wraps Draco with his big jacket* What have I told you about wearing more clothes, Draco? I swear to Merlin you never listen to me *put a scarf around Draco’s neck* I don’t care if it’s fashionable or not Draco, you need to be warm *put a hat on Draco* What if you have a bad flu and then die? *put gloves on Draco’s hands* How will I live? I will have no husband and then die alone *hugs Draco possessively* Now, are you warm?

Draco: *grins* Very

Draco: Harry?

Harry: Yes honey?

Draco: *hugs Harry back* Love you

Harry: *smiles* Love you too

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Well That Escalated Quickly

Blaise: Sorry for the mess, Weasley

Ron: Oh that's nothing, you should see my room!

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Pansy: Sorry for the mess, Granger

Hermione: Oh that's nothing, you should see my bedhead!

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Draco: Look sorry for the mess, Potter

Harry: Oh that's nothing, you should see my life!

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*in the Slytherin Dorm*

Draco *drunk*: Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Harry and the Weasley girl, who became a couple today, they are not here, but I’m going to do it anyway

Theodore: Oh boy

Draco: And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?

Pansy: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

Draco: O is for "oh, wow!"

Draco: The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way

Draco: E! Is for how extremely normal I find it. That those two are together. And now one day they might get married and have children of your own.

Blaise: Mate, are you okay?

Draco *crying*: Totally

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Harry: SIRIUS THE STOVE IS ON FIRE! WHAT DO WE DO?

Sirius: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!

Harry, panicking: YOURE THE ADULT?!

Sirius: wHERE’S REMUS?!

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Teddy: Many happy returns, Uncle Draco! Uncle Harry said you wanted a white ferret for your birthday, but we couldn't find one at the Magical Menagerie...

Draco: [to Harry] I hate you.

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Draco: I like this boy, but he likes someone else

Lucius: Obviously this boy is a moron

Draco: It’s Harry Potter

Lucius: Obviously you’re a moron

Narcissa: Lucius!

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Harry after a couple at a Weasley get together: Hey Teddy, let me give you a piece of advice.

Teddy: Sure

Harry: Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Draco: *looks at Harry disappointingly*

Harry: See?

Teddy:

Ron in the distance: Listen to him mate.