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"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk
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I’m crying over this picture
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Just ate 2/3 of the way through a babybel cheese but stopped because I got full
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