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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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names I gave my chicken vs my ostriches

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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

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I find it kind of funny that Shane is labelled the "i can fix him" romance of sdv but...he really isn't. You, the player, actually do very little in terms of "fixing" him. You watch him have a few breakdowns, and you intervene when he's drunk on the cliffs, but...he's the one who decides to start going to therapy. He's the one who decides to quit drinking. These are not things that you ever encourage him to do. You can headcanon certain interactions all you want, but this isn't like "the player chooses the genre of Elliott's future book." You have no impact on whether or not Shane cleans up his life. You support him at a few key moments, but the desire to change and be better comes from Shane, not the player.

You don't fix him. He fixes himself.

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honestly love that in the sdv community there will be judgement on who you marry except if you ‘marry’ Krobus

You marry Haley? Humiliation fetish

Alex? He’s sexist

Krobus? He’s a shadow man who lives in sewer and will give you hugs why wouldn’t you be roommates with him

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this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :(

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hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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Me: Aww Stardew Valley looks so sweet and wholesome! Such cute pixel graphics! I can’t wait to plant crops and raise chickens and make friends with all the townsfolk! ^^

Stardew Valley: Yeah, that’s great. How about you experience the dissolution of a small community as it is torn apart by an invading monolithic corporation?

Stardew Valley: Or how about you watch as a veteran suffering from PTSD has a meltdown in front of his wife, leading her to question if he’s still the man she married?

Stardew Valley: Or how about you witness your depressed and alcoholic friend threaten suicide in front of his terrified kid niece? And later bring him to the hospital after literally talking him out of jumping off a cliff? Does that sound fun?

Me: *sobbing uncontrollably* I j-just wanted t-to farm

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I finally caught up to malevolent and omg these two!!!! THESE TWO ISTG

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Whyyyyy do you you have to be so riiight oh my gosh.

Dude, I know it was an accident, and bro just genuinely forgot, but this is such a sick ass burn, damn

I offer no apologies.

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ALSO HIS 14 HEART EVENT HELPS CLARIFY THAT ITS FUCKIN SODA. He drinks a lot of pop now. It doesn’t need to be a loved item for it to still be a fact.

And with how much he grows as a person to have the SELF CONTROL to chill at a saloon and not get absolutely shit faced is NUTS.

This guy just wants his weekend drink (like everyone else), to take care of his chickens, and to become the best damn Junimo Cart player in the valley. Shut up.

well i was going to marry maru in the new run im gonna start when i get the update. but this morning the people in my class were talking about how shane is unloveable bc he’s an alcoholic who technically cant be “fixed” and it pissed me off enough that im gonna choose him now

their argument is that his spouse room still has beer in it and you can still give him some as a loved gift. and my argument is why the hell does an alcoholic need to be completely sober in order for you to care about them or see them worthy of love

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oh wow i wonder why Stardew is trendi-

let’s go fucking farm

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Bro, the way he freaking CLINGS

This man T^T

malevolent ruined me bruh.

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I know a lot of time in the pits was spent surviving and trying to get out, but SURELY in between Arthur could have taught John to write. Like, John’s hand is his only communicative connection to the outside world, he should be allowed to talk to other people when it’s safe! Let mah boy have frieeennds

been thinking about these two (shocking i know), but consider:

John tugging at Arthur's clothes to nudge him at certain directions or to stop during high-stakes situations;

John pretending to fidget, ie scratching Arthur's cheek or rubbing his chin, in order to turn his head in the proper direction to keep up appearances;

John helping Arthur fix his clothes and hair since he can't see those;

John reaching out for things first so that Arthur can follow the general location of his left hand for the item;

John pinching Arthur's side to get his attention;

Arthur pinching John's hand, uno reverse style;

John learning to use a fountain pen for writing, cus proper pressure and flow are an important aspect of it;

also Arthur and John puzzling shorthands together, so that John can make sense of it;

Arthur occasionally trying to puzzle architectural styles from John's descriptions, so that they can get on the same page of what terms they are both familiar with;

same with plants and animals, trying to nail what species John is seeing from descriptions alone;

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