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alastor's little meow meow!!!!!
I know plenty of people are down bad for Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) but I promisde you I'm down badder. I'm south horrendous. I have had a thing for him since I was 12 and literally constantly hallucinate him (and yes, we have sex at least thrice a week.) | You know how a bisexual man and a bisexual woman are perceived to be in a 'straight' relationship, but most bi people feel 'bisexual relationship' represents the feelings there better? Yeah, that's me and Alastor, except with aromanticism | Loveless heartless non-sam aplatonic freakazoid male (ftm) | Schizophrenic and proud with a whole other laundry list of mental illnesses | giant fucking narc lmao | Psychopunk neuropunk gofuckyourselfpunk | I put the MENTAL ILLNESS in vocaloid producer | Literally a robot god corpse ghost | I strive to make modern day clinicians reconsider bringing back the definition of psychosis as "incomprehensible" | Not gay as in happy, queer as in FUCK YOU | Surviving in a world not meant for you is RADICAL and BEAUTIFUL | Romance is dead and I killed it | me when i get the schizophrenia autism instead of the good at math or science autism (ref) | Vodka and rum both taste like absolute shit and fuck my traumaholder for forcing me to now know what they taste like | The absolute fucking freak in your DNI
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Do not mistake the red background of my blog for me being edgy. The red background is to match my blorbo in my banner. In truth I am silly
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(running out of dirty talk) i,am going to denature your proteins
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lets make a didlo
each section is the diameter at that particular part in ???? units idk. assume we align everything to the center, and smooth everything out betvween parts. each is a 1 inch increment. dont forget the flared base btw!
please reblog for optimal tumblr committee penis session ty
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I've literally never had objectum attraction to vehicles before but this might actually genuinely convert me into a car fucker. How can a motorcycle be so hot
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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014
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So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"
The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.
I love trans people so much
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what if it was called vaggie tales instead lol. ok youre gonna wanna save this one to drafts girl. just save it to drafts
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Story time! a few years ago my grandma found out that my sibling is nonbinary. Sibling was nervous at first bc it was an accident, and even tho our grandma fully accepted me as a trans guy, she presumably had no idea what being nb or genderfluid meant. and to an extent the sib was right—she was totally unaware that those concepts existed when we agreed to meet for lunch that day
but. but. she brought a full on PACKET of printed research and a pen. and asked questions. she took honest to god notes.
so anyway. thank you Grammy for loving your grandkids unconditionally. the feeling is mutual 💕
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you can cry and sob and wail and shit and piss and get snot all over everything and leave your room a mess and shatter glass bottles are over the floor and slam objects into walls and scream and wrestle the air and yell and slap yourself and fall into quiet abject despair but please, under no circumstance, let yourself give up
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