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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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seriously i wish people understood that queerbaiting has almost nothing to do with the actual content of a story. two men can gaze soulfully into each other’s eyes for 45 minutes straight and then at the end be like “oh yes my good pal friend no homo” and its still not anything more than homoerotic and kind of stupid writing.
queerbaiting is a marketing technique to get gay people to buy a ticket. it’s hemming and hawing whenever someone asks about subtext, giving long answers that don’t mean anything to sort of imply “maybe you just need to wait and find out. ;)” it’s interviews where the actors talk about how much they love that particular relationship, and they think they will ~surprise~ you with how it turns out. it’s every single trailer showing these two people almost kissing, even as the creators talk about how offended they are that anyone would think it’s gay.  it’s disney’s 65th First Gay Character that they sort of imply might actually be a main character this time but is yet another nameless asshole. it’s evil, because it’s completely deliberately misrepresenting the actual media just to make a buck.
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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fuck the seven deadly sins. reblog and tag your most toxic trait: aggression, suspicion, manipulativeness, dominance, risk-taking, callousness or grandiosity
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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the bachelorette producers this season: BUZZ BUZZ BITCH! IT'S THE VIBRATOR GIRL! LOOK AT HER DRESS! WE CALL THE COLOR SLUT RED! MAKE A JOKE ABOUT YOUR PENIS SIZE! HERE'S A BANANA TO USE AS A PROP! WHACKING OFF IS FORBIDDEN AT THIS ARIZONA HILTON HOTEL! HERE'S YOUR UNITARD WITH HEARTS ON THE BUTT! GO HOMOEROTICALLY GRAPPLE SOME OTHER MEN AND PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T POP A CHUB! HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ROSES ARE REALLY VAGINAL?
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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wasnt azula being fatphobic when she called iroh uncle fatso??
you’re right…. let me add fatphobe to the list of Why Azula is Problematic right underneath her multiple war crimes
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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reading my book while my brother plays cowboy like me on the piano. garlic bread is in the oven cooking.
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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me and the moots
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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ok so my predicament is that i've never even gone to a concert before and i would be traveling from hartford to boston all by myself, which i've also never done before (as a young woman to boot!) and i'm actually breaking out in hives thinking about that logistical nightmare. anyway the country bumpkin in me really jumped out
strongly considering buying phoebe bridgers tickets
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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strongly considering buying phoebe bridgers tickets
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Love in the Afternoon (1957) dir. Billy Wilder
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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Can't stop thinking about the world's first ethical incel
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Favourite Colour (2020)
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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aint fellatio that guy from hamlet
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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my dad likes to call the stretches of time where you’re not creating “dreaming periods” and says that they’re meant to allow you to absorb all of the beauty, life, and inspiration from the things around you so that when you’re able to create again, you will have fanned your spark back into a flame. sometimes its hard to see those moments as anything but stagnation, but he always says that they’re natural and healthy and needed—things that should be embraced rather than feared.
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES
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Witches on a railroad adventure 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃☕
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preraphaelitebimbo · 3 years
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all of these books are amazing ∘⁺✧◞₊⋅*
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