presszltoturnintoasquid

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

#splatoon

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

作業中に髪括ってるとこ見たい

#hh

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

rot in hell stupid fish

#splatoon

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

evil wizzer

#everhood #YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

any other transmascs forget they’re afab and forget they might by read as female and are surprised when people read them as women because in their head they literally look like this

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

IMPORTANT:

Little guy.

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

#chase the fish :/

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

Wasp King marker

#yoooo #bug fables

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

#hh

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

This is my weirdo little fursona I love them

They go by king

#ITS KIIIIING!!!!!!

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

download estimates be like 18 BILLION DAYS lol just kidding 13 minutes...

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

you know if you’re gonna include in-universe art in your work that’s supposed to be really good, you need to be damn confident in your own abilities to pull that off. Like if your character is a great poet and you actually wanna show some of their poetry you need to be a really good poet to pull that off and make it believable. which is why every day I’m impressed that the splatoon people did in fact successfully make a song that would make me defect to squid society  

[presszltoturnintoasquid]

i am genuinely so deep into my denial about the passage of time that my brain has stopped keeping track of memories since 2019. if you were to ask me what has happened in the last 4 years i’d be like ummm. i cried a lot. got my heart broken. some days i wanted to curl up in bed and rot in my little enclosure forever. i broke some promises to myself. followed through with a select minority. there is a gaping hole in my life where some people used to be. also i was weighed down with crippling loneliness every day and took a lot of walks