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Sometimes I think I have too much anxiety to be poly.
Have I set myself up for a life of misery?
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You are enough.
It's okay to be alone.
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Me, hypomanic af: Wow! I feel great! My meds must really be working! I’m gonna do so many great things with my life! I’m gonna get like 5 PhDs and become a great artist! I’m gonna do all those things in a very short amount of time because I’m super great at everything! I’m gonna read 50000000 Wikipedia articles and watch disturbing documentaries all day and all night for the next month! Knowledge motherfucker! Why am I shaking??? Who cares! My meds have cured me! I’m going to feel like this forever!
Me, after the crash:
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“It’ll pass”
Yeah, it’ll pass. And then it’ll come back again. And pass. And come back again. And pass. Maybe I don’t want to be around to see it come back again. Maybe I don’t want to wait for it to pass.
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“My silence was my loudest cry for help”
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some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”
and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 
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Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!
Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose
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Happy honeymoon, my lovies!
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The sweetest Triad wedding ❤
I love my partners with everything.
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(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)
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i hate behavior. if you act like anything unfollow me
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the right: i want a woman to cook and clean and fuck
the left: omg…..girls?????? girls are soooooo soft……and soo good at organizing??? god i love how they organize their closets it’s soo cute…i just…wow…ugh date a girl who’s cute and soft and cooks for you
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