Nothing but love and support for Jon ❤️ I care about you, sweetheart
Oh… okay. I’m just trying to… I’m going to go have a bit of a, er… a meltdown now.
jon what are your thoughts on the 2019 movie cats?
I… I don’t think we should be doing that.
If someone looks uncomfortable when you hug them, please stop hugging them.
If someone shuffles away when you stand beside them, don’t move closer to them again.
If someone shrugs your hand off their shoulder, don’t fucking put your hand back on.
Don’t be an asshole.
If someone says they don’t like to be touched, I don’t care how much it “offends” you. Stop touching them.
Even if they’re family. Especially if they’re kids.
^^^^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
If I do it on accident tell me. But if you can tell someone’s uncomfortable or they move away DONT TOUCH THEM
KELLEY: Hey Reid, do you want to hang out tomorrow?
[softly] Please tell me I’m a leech and you’re just doing this as a favor.
[Taken aback] What?
It takes me a lot of energy to be this much of an asshole and I’d appreciate it if you’d just tell me I’m a parasite.
I don’t, uh… I’m not sure I follow you. I don’t think you’re a parasite, I like you.
No. No offense, but I don’t want you to like me.
You’re starting to freak me out.
Get out. Thursday. Six PM. Don’t come if you don’t want to, I don’t care.
[DOOR CLOSES, REID STARTS HEAVING and GASPING]
It writhes!—it writhes!—with mortal pangs; the mimes become its food.
Right. Look, are you going to eat your lunch before it turns into a fossil?
Not I!—I would not touch it; death has come over it!
It’s not that bad.
I abhor the feast!—it may not at all be eaten, but left to rot upon the floor in an odorous puddle! I recoil!—I reject it! I fly!—I am gone!
Okey dokey. Bye, Martin.
Hey Jon, can you swear?
A polaroid taken at a party. It shows Martin and Jon smiling at each other and
holding hands, Martin with his hair a mess and an evident joyful glint in his eyes. Jon’s glasses are askew, and his head is tilted in the crook of Martin’s elbow.]
Hi Jon and Martin - are either of you trans?
(they both begins whispering)
I am. Yes.
Hey archives, Michael here. Here to talk about our good boys
[High-strung] Ha! Yes!
[Now totally spunky] What are you doing here, Archivist?
Hm? Oh, I, I was just, doing a statement.
Ah, you know what, no. [Laughs] Kinda neat little story, you know?
[STATEMENT SOUNDS OF ARCHIVIST SHAKING]
Jonah, how much do you pay the archival assistants? And how do I get an interview?
Seven figures, maybe eight.
Don’t forget the private jet.
Okay, where did you get that number?
Jon or John?
Jon. Hi, I’m just thinking about about some lies I told when I visited an art gallery a few years back. You remember that waterfront complex? Of course you do, right?
Yes, I remember.
I told everyone there that I was a parapsychologist and that the place was haunted.
Why did you do that?
Just thought it was funny.
[drinks elias’s milkshake]
I don’t want to be rude, but I needed to ingest those nutrients.
I, I guess I owed you one.
Martin, do you know any interesting fact about spiders?
They have a body. A head. And a back part.
Um, spiders cannot chew, but they can, uh, hold food with their chelicerae, and, uh, inject digestive juices, uh, liquefying their food, and sucking out the -
Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin, we’ve - we’ve, uh, got work to do.
How! We work for the Magnus Institute!