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prettysetterssimp · 4 years

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incorrect haikyuu x reader quotes. (pt.1)

y/n: so far kageyama’s list of fears includes sharks, tap water, real relationships...

kageyama: and blueberries.

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iwaizumi: shitty-kawa, what is it like to have y/n as a girlfriend?

oikawa: once i asked her for a glass of water, while she was pissed at me. she came back with a glass full of ice and said.. “wait.”

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tsukishima: don’t worry y/n everyone is afaid of something!

y/n walking into a haunted house: even you?..

tsukishima: no.

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hinata hyping up y/n: you’re going to ace this test.

y/n: you think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

hinata: i disagree. if anything love has made me smarter. remember last week? when i boiled that egg?

y/n: that was really big. i was really proud of you.

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yaku: i just want someone to take me out...

y/n: like on a date? or with a sniper?

yaku: surprise me.

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*y/n trying to buy a fish*

tanaka: y/n NO! absolutely not. i don’t trust fish!

y/n: why not?..

tanaka: they breathe. WATER. THATS CRAZY.

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y/n kisses suna’s cheek:

suna: what is this?

y/n: affection.

suna: disgusting.

suna:

suna: do it again.

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y/n: GET DOWN FROME THERE.

nishinoya up somewhere high: NO WAY!

y/n: im going to call the police!

nishinoya: go ahead! i’ll fight them!

y/n: i have cookies

nishinoya climbing down and grabbing the cookies: i totally coudlve beaten them

y/n: i know.

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y/n: the stars are so beautiful...

oikawa: they’re just giant balls of gas..

y/n: you know what? im done with you-

oikawa: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

y/n: oh.

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yamaguchi: appreciate the little things!

tsukishima hugs y/n: ok.

y/n: SERIOUSLY? Im not THAT short!

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y/n rolling over in bed: pst. suga you awake?

suga: yep~ what’s up pumpkin?

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y/n rolling over in bed: PST. tanaka! you awake?

tanaka: bitch- what do you want?

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bokuto: have you ever had a boyfriend?!

y/n: no.

bokuto: HOW?!

y/n: i don’t know.. never got asked?..

bokuto under his breath: but you’re so beautiful

y/n: what?

bokuto: WHAT?!

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prettysetterssimp · 4 years

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER

drunk texting — pretty setter squad edition!

captains ✧･ﾟmiddle blockers ✧･ﾟaces

a/n: PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT I LITERALLY USED KENMA’S LAST NAME INSTEAD OF HIS FIRST BC I THOUGHT HIS LAST NAME WAS KENMA 💔💔💔 also these are such brainrots 💔

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prettysetterssimp · 4 years

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HEY GUYS!

My name is Ej! I’m gonna be writing haikyuu and bnha headcanons!! sooo...

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

i do:

reader x character

headcanons

MOSTLY anything

(i’m also really into different aus ESPECIALLY HARRY POTTER AU so please request those)

I DO NOT:

character x character

rape

anything bad tbh.

MATCHUPS ARE ALSO OPEN

ask me in my inbox!

-make sure to tell me your personality, what you look like, star sign, hopes and dreams, and hobbies!!

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prettysetterssimp · 4 years

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Incorrect haikyuu x reader quotes part three :D

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this won’t be any specific character x reader (for example it won’t be specifically tsukishima x reader, or kuroo x reader) just general haikyuu x reader, sorry if you’re favourite character wasn’t included,

i also own none of these quotes i got them from vine and various comedians, message me if you want to know any specifics, some of them have been slightly added to by me but not by much

requests are open!

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you: what’s it like to be tall?

Lev: i can show you *picks you up as “a whole new world” plays*

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Hinata: Daichi! i think we broke (y/n)!! ;(

Daichi: What?!

you: *gets hit in the head with a volleyball* YAHHHHH! YaHhHhHhh!

Daichi: ok (y/n) i’m going to take you home, you’ll be ok.

you: YaHhHhHhHHhH

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Tanaka: Suga!!!

Suga: shhh (y/n)’s sleeping! >:(

Tanaka, whispering: oh ok sorry

Suga: it’s alright what’s up?

Tanaka: we set the gym on fire

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*akaashi and bokuto talk*

you and kuroo: ahh aha

*bokuto starts spiking*

you and kuroo: ahhhhh

*bokuto accidentally hits you with the ball*

kuroo, worried: aHhhHhH!

bokuto feeling really guilty: ahhhHHHH!

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hinata: *does something dumb*

tsukishima and you: *look into the camera like you’re on the office*

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kageyama: are you ok?

you, sobbing: no baby but thanks for asking i appreciate it.

kageyama: *awkwardly pulls you into a hug*

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hinata, an excited first year: uwahhh!! i just said my name!? did you forget it already!?

you, a sleep deprived third year: no...tangerine

hinata:

you: -_-

suga: i’m gonna take (y/n) home now....

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you, to lev : we’re not mad we’re disappointed

yaku: no we’re mad

you: yeah we’re mad, we’re livid but we’re gonna let this one slide

yaku: no we’re not

you: i’m not a mind reader yaku

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you: you came up to me and said, “this may sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.”

akaashi: that is the moment you realised you liked me?

you: yep

akaashi: can we say a different moment?

you: nope

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you: *clicks pen*

tsukishima: *clicks pen in response*

hinata: stop that

tsukishima: stop what?

hinata: talking about me in morse code

you: yeah, that’s what we’re doing. in our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

hinata: *walks away assured that you are innocent*

tsukishima: that’s exactly what we did

you: hell yeah we did

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kuroo to you: *strums a guitar* i love you b*tch, i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you b*iiitch

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(bonus!)

me: and she was a manager

my followers who are used it by now: omg she was manager

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i was just fixing some stuff and rereading this has made me realise how much hinata got bullied in this chapter

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