pretzelthereptile
Pretzel Pretz
I'm a fancy 4 year old bearded dragon living with two roommates. I really dig roaches, grubs, and worms. A side blog all for me.
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Trying to escape while the janitor works on cleaning up the place.
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“How were your services mister Pretzel?” said the cat. 🐈⬛
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Getting ready for a summer peel.
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LIZARD!
GANS + Templates = Golden Age for new memes
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Head inspector of the lawn does not like how it touches his belly
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keeping a close watch over the worms… make sure they’re not up to no good
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“this lizards like the weeping angels from doctor who”
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Can we talk about my good boy please. He likes cuddles and is a handsome boy. I am so proud TwT. His name is Flick btw, named after the Animal Crossing character.
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Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. 😬
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We are exploding at the neck, chin, and under carriage. 🤯
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