/3am wondering why that if they wanted to have an episode where The Lion Guard goes through some snowy mountains and helps some primates repair their home, why not just go through the gorilla territory from season 1?
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//Kids who grew up with the Lion Guard and watched it completely divorced from any of the earlier movies or decade’s worth of online fan-content, one day when you’re old enough to use computers and start thinking critically, just know that I will always be here to discuss what an interesting and confusing amalgamation of genuinely great and absolutely terrible The Lion Guard was, and will gladly welcome you with open arms
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/If we’re honest The Lion Guard hasn’t been ‘culturally’ relevant on the internet for years but I will never shut about the fact that the crocodiles were hot
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//Imagine you’re a voice actor. You’ve been in the business since the 60′s and you have a somewhat prolific career. Although you were not in the original production, you are involved with several Lion King spinoffs in the 90′s and early 2000′s. You’re even the voice of the main character in many of these: you are Simba in several tie-in games, the tv show, a beloved series of games in which the Lion King has it’s own level, you are even the singing voice of Simba in the sequel.
2014 rolls around. After a decade of stagnation, The Lion King franchise is being revitalized by a hip new TV show for a younger audience. ‘Oh boy,’ you think, ‘They want me to be in this thing! My years of service as the titular Lion King are being recognised! I can’t wait to fully voice Simba again, and for the first time in a main-stream media context! I can’t wait to be the guiding presence and authority figure for the main character and entire generations of children!”
Then you phone in and they cast you as this:
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//Just as an FYI at some point in the future I’m probably gonna revamp this blog into a collection of TLK OCs. With The Lion Guard over (and ending the way that it did...) there’s really no inspiration to come back to the majority of these characters, as much as I love them
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//Also Big L for Beshte that his only romantic prospect is confined to the ocean like its Hans Christen Anderson’s Little Mermaid or something
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The Lion Guard: *does the ‘selfish character learns to put the needs of others before their own self-interest* plot three separate times
Me, every time:
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