'its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight' cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely
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This mom sounds so unpleasant to be around idk why her daughter even invited her in the first place
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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,
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that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that
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it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
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“You really think it’s a good idea to present me with a challenge, sweetheart?” Which is how, thirty minutes and two more rounds later, Henry is in front of a screaming crowd, absolutely butchering “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen…
- Red White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
With Thanksgiving coming tomorrow, I thought it was high time I posted this scene, as it is one of the most highly requested scenes and I thought it would be the best way to convey my gratitude for the year you’ve been a part of! For what it’s worth, the karaoke bar is loosely based on my absolute favorite gay bar in the Washington DC area: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant. Their karaoke nights are unmatched, and if these characters actually lived here, THAT is where they’d go to get their Queen on. Just saying. :)
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!
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i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy
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Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post
And the update
She buttered Jorts
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welcome to HP trans fest 2022!
We’re a multi-ship, multi-era, multi-media fan fest, created to celebrate all non-cis characters in the Harry Potter extended universe.
This year, our Discord server is open to both creators and fest enthusiasts! Here’s the invite if you’d like to join: https://discord.gg/eyGgV4Gzkh
Prompting: 07 January - 21 January
Claiming: 24 January - 14 March
Creative works due: 21 March
Posting begins: 31 March, Trans Day of Visibility
For more info, check out our updated FAQ & the fest’s GUIDELINES and stay tuned!
This universe is ours and we keep on resisting. Trans rights are human rights!
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Sarahmcgonagall.etsy.com
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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does any one else think it should be easier
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