seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
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So long, Solidarity Summer! Helloooooo, Fuck You Pay Me Fall!
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FUCK WITH ME
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imagine if gollum turned back into smeagol at the end of lord of the rings and became tumblr's new sopping wet meow meow tumblr sexyman. that's what happened with ice king
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Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest.
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I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
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precious adams photographed performing as first sylph in august bournonville’s la sylphide by marilyn kingwill
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man what tha hell am I going to do with a BACHELORS IN PSYCHOLOGY
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04.09.2023 🍎 today's anthy!
very disappointed that this isnt a real apron
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its insane how many jokes in the simpsons there are about how weird and yucky it is that miss krabappel fucks and how no one wants to fuck her despite her being one of the baddest bitches in springfield PERIOD!
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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse
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bartender who serves a drink called the 9/11 in a world where the twin towers are perfectly intact and nobody understands what it means. and then the creature attacks you
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