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#horses #laugh rule

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Warm enough to open up the catio and Goblin is plotting something.

#cats #black cat #princess goblin #definitely some sort of evil scheme

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Rating the photoshop for bird products I found on Amazon

It's a classic story: You want to sell a product for bird owners on Amazon. Your potential customers may just need some reference for how big your product is, or may need to be shown how a bird might use such an exotic item as a "perch". But you don't want to wrangle one or more birds for the sake of a product image. So you turn to photoshop.

Let's take a moment to rank some of these works of art:

Delightful. The masking is a bit off around the crest, but I don't think it needs to be fixed. 9/10, you got the point across.

A rare example of a bird that is not lost in a white void. Based on the product description, this perch should actually be several inches smaller than a cockatiel, but as we'll see we can't get too picky about scale. 6/10, perspective could use some work.

Interesting color of macaw, FASCINATING take on the relative sizes of macaws and lovebirds. 4/10, the lovebird seems to be enjoying themself but I think you're trying to pretend a macaw wouldn't toss this thing around like an overpriced foot toy.

Why doesn't the cockatiel get to play? 4/10, this makes me sad.

That bird might have actually been standing on that skateboard when they were sucked into the white void! Amazing! 13/10, cockatiel finally gets to play!

This toy's largest dimension is 18.5 inches. Blue-and-gold macaws are around 30–34 inches. 2/10, please the lies have to stop.

This is just a collage. It no longer feels like they're trying to tell me how big these things are; I might not know how big your wicker heart with streamers is, but I know a lorikeet is smaller than a macaw. Incredulity has stretched far enough to snap. 3/10, still pretty birds.

2/10, hey wait I know that macaw--

The birds and toys hang in a void. There is no suggestion that these birds were ever near these toys, but the blue parakeet has been artfully depicted as perching on one of them. I do not feel deceived, I feel informed. 10/10.

No. No. What have you done?? Did the mirror eat his face? Why did you let the mirror eat his face? Please, destroy the mirror before it comes for us all. 1/10, I swear I've seen that bird somewhere else.

oh my fucking god

#laugh rule #holy shit the budgie reflection made me lose it #to put so much effort into something SO wrong

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Uncrested my Chinese crested

#grimoire #chinese crested #hes a mix though #anyway i wanted him to be able to see and then we were trimming anyway so why not delete the mullet #see whats under there #left his beard because

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Camera falls from a plane and lands in a pig pen.

#lost my shit when the pig opened its mouth #something just so funny to me #thing fell. snuffle it. weird. pick up in mouth (food?)

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

#i just love money animals #theyre fun

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“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

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fireflower power make-uuupp

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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#if OLIVIA could PLEASE stop brooding in the middle of WINTER that would be great #chicken keeping #i guess or whatever #this image just reminded me of the current battle of wills im losing with my chicken

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I was thinking that was mostly her tortie orange coming through, it's so light when they are little and it's speckley instead of big spots, but looking again you may be right!

Any thoughts on these pretty kitties? <3

this is three at once so I'm not gonna go into depth for them bcs I am a Tired College Student but they are colorpoints with high white!

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Quick check: you have a lynx point with white up front in pic one. That's brown tabby base with the pointing gene and white spotting. Behind that kitten is simply too unclear to be sure, maybe another maybe a solid base, idk.

The bottom pick is a tortie point with no white spotting I can see. So that's a solid, black based tortie, with the pointing gene.

Points are so fun because of the way they interrupt the colors we expect to see in odd ways.

Any thoughts on these pretty kitties? <3

this is three at once so I'm not gonna go into depth for them bcs I am a Tired College Student but they are colorpoints with high white!

#i share a special interest in cat colors #and i worked at an animal shelter #i did a presentation on identifying cat colors correctly #anyway. i can very quickly identify stuff and thought it would be fun to help #tell me to go away if its annoying!

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A spooky and snakey little short I've been working on! 🧡 Happy Halloween!