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Vintage newspaper article

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I agree but only to a certain point. Like a little confidence never hurt anybody. In fact, canonically sometimes even the sweet little nerdy boys can be confident. But I don't want them to be ego manics. Confident but nerdy is great!

STOP MAKING MY LIL AWKWARD NERDY BOYS BE CONFIDENT AND SO SURE OF THEMSELVES!!! I LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE NERDY NOT BECAUSE YOU FANFIC WRITERS MAKE THEM EGO MANIC ASSHOLES

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This is why I read the reddit comments

#whether or not blood can be used as replacement for eggs #It was literally for less than a paragraph of context but yes it can be. #And guess what? I TRASHED IT!! #Oh in case you're wondering it didn't have anal because it wasn't finished

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Lemme add a few more Slytherins to this list. Andromeda Black, who went against her family to marry the man she loved even though he was a muggleborn, Ted Tonks. Horace Slughorn, who albeit reluctantly, gave Harry a memory he kept hidden from even himself because it could help defeat Voldemort. Cedrella Black is Arthur Weasley's mother. She was disowned for marrying Septimus Weasley who was Pro-Muggle.

Oh let's not forget Merlin was a Slytherin. Merlin was definitely Pro-Muggle/Pro-Muggleborn. He wanted the wizarding world and Muggle world to work together.

"oH, SnAPE wAs ThE OnLY GoOD SlyTHerIN" let's not forget that this man bullies his students on the daily, hits them, and refused to help Hermione when she was hexed by Draco. This greasy slimeball also attempted to murder Neville's toad, Trevor, and punished Neville because said toad didn't die. Besides, there are more honourable Slytherins like Narcissa, who straight looked Voldemort in the face and lied to him. Regulus, who willingly drank poison and drowned in hopes that someday Voldemort would die. The list could go on. I loved Alan Rickman as Snape but you cannot excuse bullying children with "Oh, he was bullied too." because Neville was also bullied. His entire experience at Hogwarts involved a lot of bullying from so many people, even Harry and Ron. But when he grew up and taught at Hogwarts, do you see him running around, hitting kids? Absolutely not.

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Remus: So your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of everything?

Neville: Well, that's not my only plan, sir... Some day I'd like to plant a vegetable garden.

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Albus: "now my dear boy, can I ask for you to not insult any of the children's parents"

Severus: "I will try"

Albus: "also try and smile for once"

Severus attempts to smile just as Neville turns into corridor and as soon as he sees Snape smiling at him run in fear

Albus: "on second thought you need to practise smiling first"

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randomly generated incorrect harry potter quotes

Ron: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Hermione: Ron, no. Harry: Mistlefoe. Hermione: Please stop encouraging him.

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*when ron was a toddler* Fred/George: Hey Perce? Percy: Yes? Fred/George: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Percy: Percy: Where’s Ron?

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Molly: I know you snuck out last night, George. Fred: Play dumb! George: Who's George? Fred: NOT THAT DUMB!!! ~~~

Harry: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. McGonagall: Wasn't Dumbledore with you? Dumbledore: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised. ~~~ Draco, trying to start up a fight: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Harry: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Ron: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Harry: Good thinking. ~~~ Neville: Luna, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Luna: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Neville: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Hermione. ~~~

*Harry and Ron sitting in jail together* Harry: So who should we call? Ron: I’d call Hermione, but I feel safer in jail

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Ron: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death? Ginny: How am I supposed to know? Fred: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Ginny: *sighs* Ginny: You wouldn't be trapped.

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I feel bad for laughing

Teddy: Stop it Vic…

Victoire: No, seriously, I mean it.

Victoire: Any loser who has a toad as a pet deserves it if it escapes.

Teddy:

Victoire:

Teddy: [calmly] Oh, hello, Professor Longbottom.

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