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looking for certain criminals’ names

Tim: more actual n a m e s please

Dick: joe nick kevin

Damian: who?

Dick: Joe. Nick. Kevin.

Tim: the Jonas Brothers????

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Stephanie: Jason, we're having an intervention. We need you to wash your jacket. It's starting to smell.

Jason: It's my natural musk. And the stains on the jacket make it look pretty badass if I do say so myself.

Stephanie, looking over at Cass: Well, I tried. We're going to have to burn it now.

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Jason: Look at this!

Dick, fighting bag guys: Jason you pick the worst times to ask me to look at something

Jason: Y’know who else said I had bad timing asking for attention? Bruce.

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Dick to Wally: are you gonna break up with me now that you saw that I’m ugly?

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Jason, existing:

Joker: Bought to kill some kids

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Jason: Isn’t that dangerous ?

Dick: No it’s illegal

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Dick, to Alfred: I played violin in the sixth grade, I know my stuff!

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Babs: I leave for 5 minutes!

Damian: For your information I only needed 3 minutes.

Jason: I only needed 2!

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Tim: Are you sure I’m sick?

Damian: You just coughed in my ear!!

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Dick,swiping through his phone: my honey bunch, my sugar pie, my queen, my sweetie pie, my guy, the only one for me , my cinnamon apple

Jason, annoyed: DICK WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?!

Dick: Wally.

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Bruce: Where on my forehead does it say ‘dumbass’ ?

Jason: Right H—

Dick: Stop.

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Kate: And she kept staring at my feet like mind your own toes!!

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Bruce, drunk: I don’t trust him driving

Dick: I’m a great driver *slightly swerves*

Bruce,from the back seat: Do YoU KnOw wHeRe YoUR gOiNG?!

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Bruce, drunk: Give me the keys!

Dick: YOU HAVE THE KEYS

Bruce, still drunk: GIVE ME THE KEYS

Babs: We DONT HAVE THE KEYS!!

Jason: Wait wait, I have the keys...

Tim: God dammit Jason..

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My art blog! If you cared (´∀｀*)

Jon and Damian just hanging out

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Jason: OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!

Damian: I DONT WANT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!

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Dick: Please come with me!!

Damian: Fine, I’ll go but i won’t get out the car

Damian, later in the car: I may be sweating but at least I’m not in the store

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