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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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I saw a YouTube comment once on a video about child abuse. It was written by an older woman. It said something like “I’ve spend the last 40 years of my life trying to get over things that happened to me in the first 18.” and I think about it all the time.

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sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old

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i know my heart belongs to at least one person. my license says organ donor

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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)

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"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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save me hot shower

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I don’t think I’m tall enough for this ride (life)

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Brain shut uuuuupppppp we're supposed to be on the same team 😭

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how the first listen to ttpd felt like

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IM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY