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Ronan Farrow, get your ass over to the F1, we need you, king

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan #max verstappen #red bull formula 1 #red bull racing #oracle red bull racing #christian horner #Horner #ronan farrow

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I watched the new F1 intro. Someone should definitely do something with the terrible facial hair situations.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan

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Joe Alwyn, get behind me, I CAN fight

Listen, I truly don't know why I have such a strong urge to defend some white man. But I'm slightly drunk and some of the discourse concerning this poor guy I see on the internet makes me see fucking red.

The amount of digs at Joe I see daily on social media is seriously baffling to me. The same three unfunny jokes about him being poor, jobless, hiding her in the basement and Taylor "finally dating a successful man".

This actually offers some interesting insight into an American mind, I think. Because in what world is Joe Alwyn some kind of pathetic loser they make him up to be? He's a very talented actor. He has degrees from Bristol and CSSD. He was in several Oscar-nominated films, he worked with Ang Lee, Yorgos Lanthimos, Claire Denis. Watch any interview with him - he's a handsome, soft-spoken, well-read, intelligent guy.

Just because he hasn't won any Super Bowls, doesn't mean Taylor had spent six years with a jobless loser-parasite taking advantage of her money and fame.

Joe will probably never have the level of fame and commercial success Travis has. I don't see any box office smash hits in his future, he's not getting into MCU any time soon. This man will keep hopping around Sundance and Cannes, narrating audiobooks, doing A24 movies, Pinter plays and BBC limited series until he's old and gray.

It's completely fine to have a very private relationship, it's also okay to shout about your love from the rooftops. I find both beautifully romantic in completely different ways. And it's normal to want and need different things at different times in your life. This is clearly what happened to Taylor.

I have a strong suspicion that the reason most swifties love Taylor with Travis so much is because he gives them easier access to her. We all have our preferences, you all want a lovable extroverted himbo, a quiet British actor who knows a lot of Shakespeare is much more up my alley.

And remember - there will be happiness after you but there was happiness BECAUSE of you, both of these things can be true...

#joe alwyn #joe and taylor #taylor swift #taylor and joe #taylor swift and joe alwyn

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Upon realizing that the first thing that actually made me want to watch the new Percy Jackson tv series was Toby Stephens as Poseidon and his scene with Sally… it finally dawned on me that I’m an adult woman now.

#percy jackson #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #sally and poseidon #toby stephens

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I’ve watched Jack Lowden on the Graham Norton show and dear God, do I understand Saoirse Ronan now… he’s so damn charming in the way that’s specifically appealing to me, I want this man biblically.

#jack lowden #graham norton #saoirse ronan #slow horses #graham norton show

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Casting Dominic West as Prince Charles was a goddamned crime against humanity, I refuse to be sexually attracted to the man who did this to my girl Diana.

#the crown #the crown netflix #dominic west #the crown season 6

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Nico Rosberg: Girldad 

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#this video ended patriarchy #no need for feminism #he’s so cringe i love him to death

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Happy Father’s Day to Christian Horner, the only father figure in Max Verstappen’s life that matters.

#max verstappen #christian horner #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan #canadian grand prix #canadian gp 2023 #red bull racing

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was max sobbing on his rear tire and then saying that all the pain of his childhood was finally worth something not enough for you people

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Pierre gave me such a massive ick, I genuinely can’t stand him at the moment. Like shut the fuck up, the dick jokes are just pathetic at this point.

If you’ve ever seen me post about wanting to shag him on the main… No you fucking didn’t. We’re team Esteban over here.

#having a teenage gf doesn’t mean you have to act like a child #Pierre Gasly #esteban ocon #eo31 #pg10 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan #alpine racing #alpine #alpine f1

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indoctrination starts at birth, I’ve just gotten a toy f1 car for my baby goddaughter as a part of her christening present 😭

#she’s gonna be a champion one day #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan

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There haven’t been any WAGs serving looks in the paddock this season. I swear to God, Carmen, pause on girlbossing for a minute and come save this dire situation with your fire fits.

#carmen montero mundt #f1 wags #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan #George Russell

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Tay and her team have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and win the F1 community for the rest of eternity… Get Nando to play getaway driver in the Getaway Car music video.

DO IT, DO IT, I DARE YOU.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan #fernando alonso #fernando alonso x Taylor swift #Taylor swift #taylor swift x f1 #Taylor swift x Fernando alonso #aston martin f1 #reputation #reputation taylor swift #azerbaijan gp 2023

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No, because Nando full-on blushing when asked about Taylor is actually adorable, get this man some Eras Tour tickets.

#fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f1 fangirl #f1 fan #aston martin f1 #taylor swift #Taylor swift x Fernando Alonso #taylor swift x f1

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John Mulaney is a piece of shit but God, he’s still one of the funniest motherfuckers out there.

#john mulaney #baby j

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What makes the Christian Horner taking a picture better for me is I don’t think he’s posted it to social media so it’s just for his memories, I like to think he has at his office or home and shows it off to people like look my son is an officer

he was there to support max and he was visibly so proud of him. he took pictures just to save the memories forever. he has a picture with max winning the WDC at his house???? like at his home right along family pictures. the way he looks at max at every race, making him laugh in the garage, looking at him on the podium like he's the only person in the world. that's his golden boy right there. that's amore baby.

#Jos Verstappen who? #Christian Horner is the only father of Max’ I know #Red Bull dynamic is literally Christian’s beloved baby boy and just some guy #christian horner #max verstappen #red bull f1

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pour one out for my boy jack who's gonna be witnessing absolutely unhinged behaviour from este and pierre from now on

#you enjoyed your burgers? #good #cause it’s gonna be just backstabbing and fist fights from now on #alpine f1 #esteban ocon #pierre gasly