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Part 14 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Paul: WAIT SINCE WHEN WAS MY PHONE AT 1%

Charlotte: OH NO

Ted: Oop-

Bill: Rip

Emma: mood

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #emma perkins #ted standoffski #ted #charlotte #paul matthews #paulkins

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Part 13 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Alice: Guys guess what

Deb: Snail

Deb: Snail

Alice: No-

Deb: Come out of your home

Deb: Come out to play

Alice: Okay nevermind you made it weird it doesnt matter anymore

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #alice woodward #deb

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Part 12 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Craphole: Okay but like,,, is water really THAT important?

Mouthface: Yes

Craphole: Lies

SWW: Very important

Craphole: I only hear my intuition, and my intuition is Jack Bauer and he says that water is not important

#starkid #trail to oregon #craphole dikrats #mouthface dikrats #slippery when wet dikrats #jack bauer dikrats #the fact that my friend actually said it was Jack Bauer

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Part 11 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Craphole: Also slime can't possibly be worse for me than bathbombs

Craphole: Which I ate for the deh reference

SWW: What else have you eaten that isn't food-

Craphole: Pretty much everything other than food-

#starkid #trail to oregon #slippery when wet dikrats #craphole dikrats #deh #dear evan hansen #lov the cronch

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Part 10 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Emberly: Minor inconvenience = yum yum time

Grunt: So babies are a minor inconvenience?

Emberly: Well- They cry so- yeah

#starkid #firebringer #emberly firebringer #lets eat jemilla #grunt firebringer

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Part 4 of Tin Can Bros as actual text conversations I've had

Esther: BE MORE CHAOTIC

Scrags: BUT NOT EATING GLUE FOR SATANS SALE

Scrags: *SAKE

Gwen: SATAN'S HAVING A SALE? WHAT DOES HE SELL?

Scrags: HE SELLS S O U L S

Gwen: Oh

#tin can bros #solve it squad #the solve it squad #esther backpack blueglasses #esther solve it quad #scrags solve it squad

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Part 9 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Hannah: Noooooooo don't suffer alone :(

Lex: Nooo don't suffer alone :(

Ethan: I willq suffer alone

Becky: Noo don't suffer alone :(

Ethan: I woll suffer alone

Ethan: And keep beung ynable to spwll

Hannah: On dnto sufref aonle

Lex: On ew lvoe oyu

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #lex foster #ethan green #hannah foster #becky barnes

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Part 8 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Tom: Remember kids, bullying is never okay unless it's for a good reason

Ethan: Just like arson.

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #ethan green #tom houston

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Part 7 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Craphole: Do you think it would be possible to fit an entire notebook into my mouth

SWW: N O

Mouthface: No

Tittymitty: W h a t

Jack Bauer: YES

GSG: Depends on how big it is

GSG: Probably tho idk

#starkid #trail to oregon #craphole dikrats #slippery when wet dikrats #mouthface dikrats #tittymitty dikrats #jack bauer dikrats #general store guy

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Part 6 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Deb: See I am ✨stupid✨

Alice: You're ✨tired✨

Deb: That's ✨fair✨

Alice: ...✨

Deb: ✨yes✨

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #deb #alice woodward

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Part 5 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Ethan: Matanence

Ethan: Manateence

Ethan: Matinance

Lex: Maintenence

Ethan: Matinence

Ethan: Thank you Lex

Lex: I can't spell it either

Ethan: Wait wtf there's an N?

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #lex foster #ethan green

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Part 4 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Ethan: :O that would be AMAINF

Ethan: *AMAINF

Ethan: shit

Ethan: *AMAZING

Lex: Amazon 👌

Hannah: It would be Amazon

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #lex foster #ethan green #hannah foster

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Part 3 of Tin Can Bros as actual text conversations I've had

Barb: ✨tea✨

Curt: 👀 *waits for the brits*

Owen: TEA

Barb: :0

Curt: HOW DO Y'ALL DO THAT

Owen: It's a British secret

#spies are forever #tin can bros #barb lavernor #curt mega #owen carvour

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Part 3 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Deb: That's kinda ✨🏳️‍🌈G A Y🏳️‍🌈✨

Alice: It was at my school which means my school is now gay

Ziggs: Gay school

Alice: Gay gay school

Deb: Gay school gay gay school

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #deb #alice woodward #ziggs #gay school

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Part 2 of StarKid as actual text conversations I've had

Deb: love,,, sleep.

Alice: SLEEP IS FOR THE STRAIGHTS

#tgwdlm #black friday #starkid #hatchetfield #alice woodward #deb

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Part 2 of Tin Can Bros as actual text conversations I've had

Owen: Fine, I'll kill both of you.

Barb: Good.

Barb: Thanks

Owen: But y'all better be greatful

Barb: How

Barb: We'll be dead

Curt: I'm shocked that you would really just kill your partner like that babe

Informant: Wait are we being killed

#tin can bros #spies are forever #owen carvour #curt mega #barb lavernor #the informant

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Part 1 of Tin Can Bros as actual text conversations I've had

Owen: I'm getting chaotic vibes from myself.

Curt: I am also getting chaotic vibes from you.

Tatiana: I think we're all getting chaotic vibes from Owen, like all the time.

#tin can bros #spies are forever #owen carvour #curt mega #tatiana slozhno #fun fact owen is actually my name so i barely jad to change this one