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Some bat genderbends scribbles

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A kiss, M’lord?

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kiss on the helmet 👄

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messy

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Hdfjfdbhjdf i'm glad this has helped you lots! Mine is an inferno too lmao!

Ngl the "blocked" thing i'm using to tag fics where i've reached a snag? Like writer's block lmao. In your face "DUDE YOU NEED TO FIND A SOLUTION" thing skskskskksksk

I love what you've done with this honestly. Good luck on your writings mads 💖💖

shoutout to my WIP spreadsheet for being the only thing holding my entire writing process together. I do not know how I functioned in the dark days before I had this thing. Gaze upon my incomprehensible notes and weird names I give my fics before posting them

(and credit to @profoundalpacakitten for making the spreadsheet template! and doing all of the hard work coding this thing!)

#fic writing

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time for the Kon fandom to rally back!

#kon #kon el #conner kent #timkon

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Batfam hc: The reason Bruce doesn't get why Dick wanted to "stay away" from him after he reached his late teens or why Dick didn't wanna be in his shadow... it's coz Bruce just doesn't understand why any child would want to be away from their parents. Why would the child want to be away from his parents' embrace? Why?! He would never want to be away from Thomas and Martha if they were alive. He would always wanna be their little boy. He would always live under their protective, warm and safe shadow. He just doesn't understand. The truth is: He is still their, in crime alley, trying to stop those two bullets. He never truly got out of the crime alley. He probably never would...but that's ok with Bruce. Because he doesn't mind staying in the shadow of his dead parents.

Years later, Dick finally gets how and why Bruce is the way he is. He mourns for his father and protects him the best he can. Dick knows that even though he would never trade what he has with the family he found with Bruce and others surrounding him now...for anything else, including his beloved parents...he knows, that Bruce would chose Thomas and Martha over them in a heartbeat. And it hurts. It hurts him SO BAD. But he will endure this hurt. Because he also knows that Bruce loves him and his brothers and sisters and everyone else consisting of their mess of a family.

Maybe, that's why...when the timeline shenanigans happened, and Bruce was left at the night of tragedy when Martha and Thomas were shot dead in the past, Dick, in the present timeline, was ready...ready to disappear from the present life. And he could see the same fear but silent acceptance in his siblings' eyes too. They held each other tightly. Jason, Tim, Damian, Cassandra, Stephanie, and Duke...all of them, a small part of them were resenting Bruce but their selfless love for him wouldn't let them hate him. After all...how could you hate a lost child. They waited...with Oracle in their comms, her soothing voice telling them again and again how much she loved them all. That, no matter what, she would find a way to remember them all, and bring them back. Dick held Damian close to his chest the tightest. Small and brave Dami, so full of love despite his painful past. Dick wanted to say--

A burst of energy was felt behind him...empty space crackled to life. A portal opened. A man walked out. His cowl and cape soaked in rain.

Bruce broke down. He started crying and then he started laughing. Sorry for letting you down. Sorry for scaring you all. Sorry for letting mommy and papa die. Sorry for loving his present more than his past. He loves his parents. He always would. But he loves his children more. He loves them all. Bruce no longer wanted to stay in his parents' shadow. Now, he just wanted to become a home for his kids. What is a home? A home is a place, when you have nowhere else to go, they have to accept you. And home had no right to abandon those who looked his way for support. He has to be there. He has to be a home. He didn't want to be anything else atp.

Dick held Bruce as tightly as he held Damian. Damian kept say, "Baba, Baba!" while trying to hold back tears. Jason held Bruce's cape tightly, as if he would disappear. He was still in shock. Cassandra cradled Bruce's head in her arms. Stephanie had her arms around Bruce and Jason. Tim was wiping Bruce's tears even though he himself was crying. Duke held Bruce's shoulder. His hand was shaking. He didn't want to lose another father figure. The thought had crossed his mind what his life would be if Batman had disappeared. Would it be better or worse? He decided that he didn't care. In the end, he didn't want to lose Bruce from his life. All of them could hear Barbara's quiet whimpers. Bruce tried to hold all of them in embrace.

A child finally walked out of the crime alley.

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Bucky character anthology

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I’ve said it before but I’d like to reiterate it:

There is so much variety when it comes to Stucky fanfic. Out of every other ship I’ve shipped within a number of fandoms, no other ship comes close to this level of choice that Steve/Bucky fics have. Seriously.   

Like the Canon timeline alone is just a start. Granted, they’re both over a hundred years old so their love is spread out throughout the entire timeline. 

(click on the photo, I can’t get it to zoom in any further) 

Then you’ve got PostSerum!Steve, PreSerum!Steve, Nomad/Bearded!Steve, ShortHair!Bucky, Modern!Bucky, Shrunkyclunks and Shrinkyclinks. Heck I’ve seen one fic where it’s the opposite of Shrinkyclinks, it had WS!Bucky but PostSerum!Steve was without the actual serum and he wasn’t Cap. 

THEN there’s AU’s which is- *gets overwhelmed* Yeah, that. 

You can switch up their appearances like Legos. Their 1940s counterparts, TWS counterparts, IW counterparts, EG counterparts, a more modern version of themselves, etc. 

Stucky is endless and fanfiction will never ever get boring. 

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rebloging with the previous tags because they are TRUE #honestly a lot of the 'random thing means you're gay/bi/autistic/etc' shit on this site is irksome#just join a damn subculture

petty and stupid but i legitimately hate how many gays (everywhere on this site especiallly) equate "can't do math" as some kind of inherent queer trope. all these polls like "are you a FAILED MATH gay or a FAILED SCIENCE gay?" your idea of what "gay culture" is smacks of post-hoc theater-kid-ification relevant to only the people you personally talk to online. weird pride in being bad at something because it gives you points in a gay culture competition that doesn't exist do you think all the nerds in math club who have since grown up to be the furries maintaining server backends everywhere were 100% straight? do you know how many engineers are on grindr? there's a lot of engineers and physicists and chemists and architects on grindr. i have sucked them sloppy style.

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Sometimes you read a fic where the author is clearly and intentionally writing dead dove content like:

These garbage boys are going to torture and gaslight each other until they’re inextricably intertwined 😈 they are going to make each other the most fucked-up and worst versions of themselves 🔪 they will be so codependent and broken they will never be able to be with anyone else after ☠️

And, like, this is probably written by a pretty normal, well-adjusted person. Genuinely. The dove is dead but the author knows that the dove is dead because they killed the dove. On purpose. Gleefully. They were like “wouldn’t it be fucked up if…” and then wrote the if.

But then sometimes you read a fic where the author is like:

uwu these soft boys are soooo cute and in love 🥰 they’re so sweet and pure and good 💕 I just want them to be cutesy-wutesy and in lurveeee forever 😍 this is my new fic about soft boys being soft 💋 this is the height of romance 😘

And then the fic is. Not. The relationship is THE must fucked up, manipulative, passive-aggressive shit show where both characters are being awful to each other, but in the most socially-acceptable heteronormative way where you could 100% picture a friend of a friend telling you this bizarre story at a party while you’re sitting there like wow 😬 straight people are wild who acts like that?

I don’t read fics like that often, but whenever I do I’m always like................... 👀 you good? You doing okay? You seem to think this kind of behavior is, uh. Normal. And, uh, romantic? But these characters certainly seem to hate each other. Not in the narrative, in the narrative they’re super in love somehow but uhhh. Um. You good?

There is such a chasm between people writing something fucked up on purpose vs someone writing something fucked up on accident. And the latter is where things are not tagged properly, and they’re infinitely more disturbing imo.

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I'm so sorry but everytime I see someone use the word "romanticize" "fetishize" etc. for trivial fandom related stuff this tweet appears in my head

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more bwuce toe beans please

The Bruce Beans are Very Important

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This is not a joke, this is not a drill...

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