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1899 + headlines [memes 3/???]

#1899 spoilers

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I cannot stop thinking about this tweet

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Me watching 1899: Eyk x Maura is the ship. What a power couple. They're perfect and nothing could--

Daniel: hi.

Me:

#this was my exact reaction lol #1899 spoilers

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i feel like for a show that has so many different characters that speak wildly different languages, they use way too few hand gestures to communicate. this is why they should’ve had an italian on board.

#next season they bring in an Italian guy who becomes the official translator for the whole ship

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ANEURIN BARNARD as Daniel Solace 1899 (2022-)

#little meow meow #1899 spoilers

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*slaps my own head* this bad girl can fit so many 1899 memes inside her

#1899 spoilers

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1899 1x01 / 1x03

#olek is a cinnamon roll that must be protected at all cost #1899 spoilers

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that’s it. that’s the show

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I feel ridiculous.

#and if I say lesbian icon what then #also I kinda ship them

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the fake priest... who is actually a queer man in disguise... forgiving the sins of the real priest... who just confessed he wasn’t a true believer after all.. after he literally killed people for the god he doesn’t believe in... while both are speaking two different languages and neither understands what the other is saying... I’m going to combust...

#1899 spoilers

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Daniel’s entire storyline is darkly hilarious because he goes through hundreds of loops trying to make his wife remember him, but he’s too socially awkward to flirt with her, and comes across as slightly creepy. Because he’s wearing his coat in the most intimidating way possible, any time he talks to Maura he is so intense he flies way past small talk  ‘Your name is Irish, but you aren’t’ and stares at her for a full minute…Very normal behaviour. Then he is vaguely threatening when he talks about the weird events on the ship, ’It’s like somebody did that on purpose’ *wink wink* Keeps insulting the captain, glaring daggers at him whenever they’re in the same room. Claims he wanted to check on her room because he heard whimpering from a boy who is known to be mute at that point. Yeets a ship away while staring at the camera like he’s on The Office. Waves a LED flashlight around. Starts a fight with the captain because he is flirting with his wife, then decides the perfect moment to reveal his identity when he yeeted Eyk from the face of the earth with his slide puzzle, and then he’s genuinely surprised Maura locks him in?

Such a human disaster, I love it. What I really want to see in S2 is how Daniel and Maura met, and how socially awkward their first date was with Daniel being the dork that he is

#1899 spoilers

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1899 + Reductress Headlines

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The Ultimate Guide to 1899’s Monolingualism / Multilingualism.

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#LEAVE ME ALONE